Terrible jokes thread ... post your groaners!

[KaylorFarms]

Q. What did Zero say to eight?
A. Nice belt!

 

[The Angry Hen]

Here:

Question; Why does my chicken make a weird noise when I feed it?
Answer; Because, it makes a weird noise when you feed it.

Another one:

Question; Doctor, when I walk, my leg hurts.
Answer; Well buddy, don't walk, your leg will hurt.

-The Angry Hen

 

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[Mace Gill]

I hate spelling errors

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined

BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!