Terrible jokes thread ... post your groaners!

[The Angry Hen]

Now if I walked into the coop and found a chicken smiling like that on my lap... .

 

[The Angry Hen]

 

[The Angry Hen]

Do you have anymore Mace?
Is it okay if I call you Mace?

 

[Mace Gill]

Do you have anymore Mace?
Is it okay if I call you Mace?

Yes, but LOONG one that I'll have to be in the mood to type! Want to give other people a chance to tell some too I'll add to the thread as I have time and if folks are interested

 

[The Angry Hen]

Okay!

 

[summerb123]

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors instead of 4?

Because it it had 4 doors it would be called a chicken Sudan!

 

[Chicken 859]

I've got a gate if anyone wants it for free

Honestly , there's no catch

 

[TheKindaFarmGal]

This is a great thread. POST MORE!

 

[Chicken 859]

I hate spelling errors

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined

 

[The Angry Hen]

Lol, yeah, that's actually true! I always try to make threads 'perfect'