BAH HAHAHA!!! That was what I was gonna use the geese & donkeys for, but I figured the donkeys wld b more kickers/biters! Ur plan is more salesperson humane , so I'll keep the llama even if its a spitter, !!
Unfortunately, salespeople and don't pay attention to no trespassing/no soliciting signs and you can't shoot them in the behind with a BB gun to teach them manners and how to read signs. But can't charge an emu with assault, it's a wild animal mr officer, and so is the llama, I can't teach it not to spit smelly goo on the rude salesman. Its a win win, I don't have to put up with salesmen harassing me, the llama and emu can be a mean as they want and I'll love them even more for it! only animal with better spit would be a camel! Lol