You are most welcome! I've been working out in the yard,, I think it will take my whole 2 weeks off to get it in shape. The most exciting thing so far today was cutting off dead limb in the big Mulberry and disturbing two hens who were sitting on it.
OMGoodness...had me laughing so hard I almost wet myself; even hubby is laughing hysterically!! You are one brave lady...I'm not sure I would tell this story on myself!! You are a treasure!!!