Lazy day today....as Dad used to say, "Doing nuthin' is hard work 'cuz you can't stop to rest!" So I thought I'd tell a story.
Now, before I even start, this is not meant to be a political statement. I leave that to my columns and out of social forums, both online and face to face. Stay with me, and you'll see what I mean. Before Jenny had to quit work to meet all of Kendra's needs, I was the care provider for Kendra, Katiebug and Evan while their moms worked nights. One night for some reason I just had Evan while Tam was at work. He was only seven at the time. Now, this old trailer is none too large to begin with, but looking around I noticed that the walls seemed to bulging outward. (How can one tiny baby and two little kids take up so much space with their stuff? LOL) Anyway, I turned to Evan and asked him, "Where should I put the Christmas tree this year? I don't see any room for one." He marched around the room scoping things out, and finally came to the conclusion that if I'd put the couch, ottoman, and tables outside on the deck, there'd be plenty of room. That should be fine – I guess we can all sit on the floor. "Oh, Evan, I can't do that! I'm too old to sit on the floor. Maybe we should just skip the tree for this year," I teased. His eyes grew big as saucers. "Gramma, you HAFTA have a tree. If you don't, there won't be any Christmas spirit in here." I just chuckled. "Evan, you know that the Christmas spirit is way more than a tree." "But Gramma! Oh, I guess you're old and you just don't understand. If there's no tree and no Christmas spirit in your house, then part of Christmas spirit isn't on Earth anymore and if there's no Christmas spirit on Earth, then there will be fighting and everybody will get hurt and sick and die." He stopped to draw a breath and I swear he looked like an owl with those big eyes and his glasses bobbing up and down. "If that happens, it would be the end of the WHOLE world, and NOBODY would ever be happy again." A pause for a breath and then, "Because they can't be happy if they are all dead from no Christmas spirit." I was trying so hard not to laugh, because he looked so serious and worried. "Evan, I think you're making that Christmas tree a little too important. Do you really think that if all that happened it would be my fault for not having a tree?" "Well, no Gramma, it's President Bush's fault. President Obama said so." That was it - if I'd have held in the laughter any longer I think I'd have burst. Um, maybe I need to turn off the news when he's here.