The laziest person in the world contest...

[orpington13]

I am so lazy, I have become one with the couch. Literally, I have grown into to it.

 

[rIrs roost]

I wish I got Obama money, my wife would not need to work 3 jobs  to keep me alive....

I'm so lazy I don't have the energy to care less if my wife worked 3 jobs

 

[rIrs roost]

I had all my teeth pulled so I wouldn't have to brush them.

 

[orpington13]

I am so lazy that I don't even care if I am going to die in Ten seconds

 

[drumstick diva]

in the days before remotes, my ex-boyfriend was so lazy, he would call his kid down from upstairs, to change the tv channel for him.

 

[rIrs roost]

in the days before remotes, my ex-boyfriend was so lazy, he would call his kid down from upstairs, to change the tv channel for him.

I remember those days. I just didn't watch tv unless someone turned it on. I did finally use a golf ball retriever to turn it off and on though. That exhausted me so I didn't watch tv much.

 

[rIrs roost]

I had a tick that finally exploded because I was to lazy to pull it.

 

[orpington13]

I'm so lazy, I can't even realize if I exist or not. By the way, does anybody know who Donald Trump is? Nobody has ever turned on the TV for me in 20 years. I wonder if they even know I am down here. I thought about it, but going up those three steps is to hard, especially when I am stuck to the couch. I survive on my cream cheese frosting IVs.

 

[Rod-T]

I don't have the energy to be lazy

 

[Rod-T]

Truth of it is ..I'm too lazy to care whether you all think I'm lazy or not