The most dumb / ignorant / funny comment you've had about chickens?

[Rootball]

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The Norwegian Blue

 

[NRacine]

I told my dental hygienist that the girls laid their first eggs. She asked when they were "due" after also telling her that we have no rooster. I had to explain that they were for eating, not making babies. Took her awhile.

I had a really hard time explaining to a friend from Japan about colored eggs. None of their native birds lay eggs other than white or brown, so they really have no idea that a shell can be blue or green. He though the inside would be colored too.

 

[ranchhand]

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[Chicks R Friends NOT Food]

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I think it's just cruel to have milkshakes....poor cows have to be spun real fast on the merry-go-round. It's Torture!!!

Ahhahaa. Just kidding.

 

[Bantamlover23]

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I think it's just cruel to have milkshakes....poor cows have to be spun real fast on the merry-go-round. It's Torture!!!

Ahhahaa. Just kidding.

 

[Eggs4Sale]

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Monty Python, eh....
I hope she didn't beat the dead birds on the counter to prove they were dead.

 

[cw]

I like it when people say chickens are the nastyest animals on earth, cause they peck there own poop, but i always reply people are, cause we eat them

 

[cozycritters]

I was telling a story about my girls teaching our kitten how to kill mice and got... "What?????? Chickens are vegetarians."

I sadly informed them that chickens have and will eat anything including each other. I think they almost puked.

My SIL is one of those people who can't bear to think about where eggs come from-- she says if she thinks about it too much she'll never eat an egg again... First that they come from ANIMALS, and second where they come OUT.

Squeamish for a woman who has delivered 9 of her own children naturally...

 

[chickencoop31320]

Upon my siblings finding out I had gotten chickens (and a goat) I hear from my favorite bother: "Why did you get chickens??? I SWORE I WOULD NEVER GET CHICKENS OR A GOAT!!! And now you have BOTH! What's wrong with YOU??? Goats and chickens are the DUMBEST animals on the planet!"
At this point I have to inform him that HE still didn't have chickens or a goat, I HAD THEM! And neither me or my family had asked him for permission to get them nor did we need his help feeding or caring for them... haven't hear a "peep" from him about them since

 

[Year of the Rooster]

"Do you need a rooster for the hens to lay eggs?"