The most dumb / ignorant / funny comment you've had about chickens?

[Rillion]

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I'm somehow guessing this wasn't merely a typo, but perhaps a Freudian slip.

 

[snowydiamonds]

"The neighbors and I are wondering if you're getting PIGS next?!?"

(What's pigs got to do with chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, cats and gardening???)

They are all crazy about the eggs and the entire town likes to "drive by" to see the birds but I'm now wondering if they are discussing me way too much and also taking bets

 

[Rillion]

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They think it's the next in line in terms of expanding from pets into barnyard animals. Tell them you're more likely to get a goat.

 

[stuckinthecity]

Friend had a SSH trio for sale, and someone asked
"How much are your Silver Spaned Hamburgers?"

...after much argueing with this guy, the man stormed off and said " he was goin to get him some of them hamburgers somewhere else"

 

[dw_618]

well...at the local rural king during "chick day" there was an old lady in there asking if the baby chicks would be laying eggs in a week or less....yes they were just little tiny chicks....

 

[SportTees]

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With factory farming they may have them doing that soon

 

[lorrir]

My grown daughters won't eat our eggs because they "know the chickens personally" LOL They'll eat store eggs because cause they don't "know" the chickens.


My parents came for Thanksgiving last year, we only had 4 laying hens at the time, so we ate eggs every other day, every morning I would go to the coop for eggs but my mother didn't want us to eat the warm ones, she said they had to cool off first, like you get them at the store.

I sometimes think I was adopted.

 

[rodriguezpoultry]

My cousin-in-law is a city-slicker to the extreme. He has only bought eggs from the store. I gave my cousins some of my pet birds. My aunt would bring in the eggs from outside and would put them into the cartons with the store-bought eggs.

My cousin-in-law said this while I was in the room "Stop mixing those chicken butt eggs in with my GOOD eggs!" I asked what he meant...

"The eggs from outside come from the butt of a chicken!"

I asked "Where do you think storebought eggs come from?!"

(He is now a policeman in Wagoner, OK.)

 

[kryptoniteqhs]

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i feel for u...ive been there!!...........too many times

 

[kryptoniteqhs]

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I dont know if this is completely relevent, but my roommate was a Poultry MAJOR at VT and always wanted chickens of her own. But, she kills it everytime I tell her something cute the chickens do and she says, "Dont you know the chickens brains are only 'this' big!" (as she puts less than a cm space between her index finger and her thumb). She ruins it for me everytime. Then she thought I was crazy when my "smartest," most comical roo, Jasper, started talking up a storm and I said "Really?" just to humor him. I wasnt serious, but now she thinks Im crazy for talking to chickens. ERRR
I always think theyre being cute or nice or funny...and then its...."Kaylee, this big!" As she laughs and does the finger thing. ERR I dont understand it! She was the top poultry judge in the DC area when she was in college. Im so confused!