Bertram
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Just remember if you write a country song with lyrics, it has to include:
Mamma
A truck that breaks down
Trains
Someone going to prison
The girl leaves
Getting drunk
The dog runs off
The horse breaks a leg
Not required but highly recommended:
It has to be raining
Sing it with a bad southern accent
Gotta have a fiddle in the band
Mamma
A truck that breaks down
Trains
Someone going to prison
The girl leaves
Getting drunk
The dog runs off
The horse breaks a leg
Not required but highly recommended:
It has to be raining
Sing it with a bad southern accent
Gotta have a fiddle in the band