The Politically Incorrect Thread

[PurpleChicken]

You people are beautiful, even through my one eye.
(Got it poked out with a Q stick during a bar fight)


I'm gonna fart in church today and blame the old guy I sit near.

 

[KattyKillFish]

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LOL!!! AAHAHAHAHAHA!
that made my night!

omg that sounds like something my Boyfriend would do!

 

[ibpboo]

 

[maplesky7]

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That's why you didn't call me last night and belch in my ear like you usually do...you know I like to see how long they can go for...now that's entertainment...that's better than cow tippin.

 

[Wifezilla]

PC, I was just thinking about you when I was in McDonald's yesterday. I was smoking a cigarette, drinking a 40 of Bud and wearing my "Nuke the Harp Seals" t-shirt while ordering a big mac with extra meat....

 

[maplesky7]

...and scratchin your backside.

 

[AK-Bird-brain]

Were not going to even bother with going to church anymore. Instead were going to start going door to door selling new religion, Avon, and Tuperware.

This afternoon will stop by the sewage lagoon and chuck rocks at the swans.

 

[PurpleChicken]

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That's why you didn't call me last night and belch in my ear like you usually do...you know I like to see how long they can go for...now that's entertainment...that's better than cow tippin.

Naw, my phone broke and I couldn't find one with a round dial
at Walmart.

 

[PurpleChicken]

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Bring a loaf of old green bread and when the swan comes up to get
the bread hit it in the head with your beer bottle. You'll find plenty
of bottles under your front seat. Dem swans are good eatin.

Do ya all sell that fancy avon soap? It's gonna be time for my monthly
bath soon.

 

[AK-Bird-brain]

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Bring a loaf of old green bread and when the swan comes up to get
the bread hit it in the head with your beer bottle. You'll find plenty
of bottles under your front seat. Dem swans are good eatin.

Do ya all sell that fancy avon soap? It's gonna be time for my monthly
bath soon.

Naw we don't sell soap, none of our neighbors would know what to do with it.