The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[Q9]

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*Ares* Oh, if you think that I'M brutal and arrogant, you ought to meet Hades! He runs our prisons - you should stop by and say hello sometime. And no, before you ask, Hermes and Aphrodite we just made up. The Greeks were rather amusing, I must say.

"Amusing" is your favorite word, isn't it? You arrogant, condescending piece of...

*Ares* SILENCE! You are precisely the type of human that I and my fellow superior beings hate dealing with. Now, then, any last questions before you're atomized, Kooshie?

That's all right, I don't feel like meeting any more so-called Greek gods at the moment.
Well, if I'm going to die, I might as well tell you what a jerk you are. And I bet that you hide your face behind that helmet because you're as ugly as a rotten apple! Oh, and your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

*Laughs at the Monty Python reference*

*Ares (obviously ticked)* You humans and your strange humor. At any rate, have a look at this - *removes helmet, revealing a human face* I look quite human, do I not?

 

[eenie114]

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That's all right, I don't feel like meeting any more so-called Greek gods at the moment.
Well, if I'm going to die, I might as well tell you what a jerk you are. And I bet that you hide your face behind that helmet because you're as ugly as a rotten apple! Oh, and your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

*Laughs at the Monty Python reference*

*Ares (obviously ticked)* You humans and your strange humor. At any rate, have a look at this - *removes helmet, revealing a human face* I look quite human, do I not?

Uh, yes?

 

[canada-goose]

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*A camera turns to look at Eenie* Uh... were you just trying to talk us out of being killed? Oops, maybe I should have stayed quiet.

Ya think?

Ah well, me losing what little dignity I had left obviously didn't do any good.

You might as well insult him a bit to get it back.

*To Ares* I would sneeze in your direction if I could, you fleabitten, prune-faced goose!

 

[canada-goose]

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That's all right, I don't feel like meeting any more so-called Greek gods at the moment.
Well, if I'm going to die, I might as well tell you what a jerk you are. And I bet that you hide your face behind that helmet because you're as ugly as a rotten apple! Oh, and your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

*Laughs at the Monty Python reference*

*Ares (obviously ticked)* You humans and your strange humor. At any rate, have a look at this - *removes helmet, revealing a human face* I look quite human, do I not?

An ugly one.

Good thing you have that helmet.

 

[eenie114]

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Ya think?

Ah well, me losing what little dignity I had left obviously didn't do any good.

You might as well insult him a bit to get it back.

*To Ares* I would sneeze in your direction if I could, you fleabitten, prune-faced goose!

Insulting immortals is never a good idea.

I swear, am I the only member if this crew with any sense?!

 

[Q9]

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Ya think?

Ah well, me losing what little dignity I had left obviously didn't do any good.

You might as well insult him a bit to get it back.

*To Ares* I would sneeze in your direction if I could, you fleabitten, prune-faced goose!

*Ares* How pitiful. Look here, the only reason I boarded you is because you are one of the only smartships that our fleet has not just destroyed. TELL ME where Zeus is held, and I will let you live.

You pathetic little... posing as gods to fool the Greeks? Just for laughs? Sicko.

*Ares* Oh, we've been involved since the Greeks - in fact, we were pulling the strings of the Old Empire before our disgusting Saurian cousins helped you overthrow it.

 

[eenie114]

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You might as well insult him a bit to get it back.

*To Ares* I would sneeze in your direction if I could, you fleabitten, prune-faced goose!

*Ares* How pitiful. Look here, the only reason I boarded you is because you are one of the only smartships that our fleet has not just destroyed. TELL ME where Zeus is held, and I will let you live.

You pathetic little... posing as gods to fool the Greeks? Just for laughs? Sicko.

*Ares* Oh, we've been involved since the Greeks - in fact, we were pulling the strings of the Old Empire before our disgusting Saurian cousins helped you overthrow it.

I hate my life. We don't know where he is!

 

[canada-goose]

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You might as well insult him a bit to get it back.

*To Ares* I would sneeze in your direction if I could, you fleabitten, prune-faced goose!

*Ares* How pitiful. Look here, the only reason I boarded you is because you are one of the only smartships that our fleet has not just destroyed. TELL ME where Zeus is held, and I will let you live.

You pathetic little... posing as gods to fool the Greeks? Just for laughs? Sicko.

*Ares* Oh, we've been involved since the Greeks - in fact, we were pulling the strings of the Old Empire before our disgusting Saurian cousins helped you overthrow it.

How would I know where Zeus is? I'm a smartship, not a tracking system used for finding sleazy aliens. You're delusional.

 

[eenie114]

(Any chance I could be knocked unconcious? I need to get off the computer, but I need an excuse for missing things happening.

)

 

[Q9]

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*Ares* How pitiful. Look here, the only reason I boarded you is because you are one of the only smartships that our fleet has not just destroyed. TELL ME where Zeus is held, and I will let you live.

You pathetic little... posing as gods to fool the Greeks? Just for laughs? Sicko.

*Ares* Oh, we've been involved since the Greeks - in fact, we were pulling the strings of the Old Empire before our disgusting Saurian cousins helped you overthrow it.

I hate my life. We don't know where he is!

*Ares* I did not ask you - the only ones who know where Zeus is held are either dead, or certain smartships, which is why we spared Kooshie.

Why do you want Zeus?

*Ares* He holds the access codes for Atlantis. You, Q9, destroyed our attempt at building another ship. Do you know what that ship was named?

Um... not ERIS?

*Ares* Yes, ERIS. *Something about Ares' face seems different* You see, we had our own workers building it. We took precautions so that TM would think that it was being built by Saurians, when in fact... *Ares' face has changed to distinctly Saurian* ...it was the lower members of our species. Yes, isn't shapeshifting neat? Those "shapeshifting alien lizard people" existed - us. The darned fellow is too honest - we couldn't buy him off, so we had to fool him. Even that was difficult. Be happy that he was one of the few leaders who did not become a puppet of ours.