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Ah. No wonder my translator couldn't translate that.
Ah. No wonder my translator couldn't translate that.
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A garlumph is a large, scary animal native to my planet, and when we say something is ''on your sunporch'', that basically means it appears your bathroom lock is broken.
(How do I come up with this nonsense?
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(How do I come up with this nonsense?
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He's probably less militant, but I'd bet money that he's dramatically more arrogant. He's ZEUS, after all. Where is he, anyway?
Maybe it would be a good idea to try searching the room with all the electricity coursing through the walls.
Oh.
*Kicks in door* Great green gobs of - so YOU'RE Zeus?! *Is looking at an extremely muscular humanoid with a REALLY nerdy face who is literally holding lightning bolts*
*Kooshie/Spam stares at Zeus*
So this is, presumably, Ares' little friend. How delightful.
*Zeus* WHAT IS THIS? WHAT MORTAL DARES DISTURB ME?!
Um, I do. Shut up or I'll bust a cap in you.
*Attempts to conceal hysterical laughter*
He's probably less militant, but I'd bet money that he's dramatically more arrogant. He's ZEUS, after all. Where is he, anyway?
Maybe it would be a good idea to try searching the room with all the electricity coursing through the walls.
Oh.
*Kooshie/Spam stares at Zeus*
So this is, presumably, Ares' little friend. How delightful.
*Zeus* WHAT IS THIS? WHAT MORTAL DARES DISTURB ME?!
Um, I do. Shut up or I'll bust a cap in you.
*Attempts to conceal hysterical laughter*
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*Kooshie/Spam stares at Zeus*
So this is, presumably, Ares' little friend. How delightful.
*Zeus* WHAT IS THIS? WHAT MORTAL DARES DISTURB ME?!
Um, I do. Shut up or I'll bust a cap in you.
*Attempts to conceal hysterical laughter*
*Kooshie snorts* You're mortal too, you know. Now take a few deep breaths and calm down before you hurt yourself, Zeus.
*Kooshie/Spam stares at Zeus*
So this is, presumably, Ares' little friend. How delightful.
*Zeus* WHAT IS THIS? WHAT MORTAL DARES DISTURB ME?!
Um, I do. Shut up or I'll bust a cap in you.
*Attempts to conceal hysterical laughter*
*Kooshie snorts* You're mortal too, you know. Now take a few deep breaths and calm down before you hurt yourself, Zeus.
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*Zeus* WHAT IS THIS? WHAT MORTAL DARES DISTURB ME?!
Um, I do. Shut up or I'll bust a cap in you.
*Attempts to conceal hysterical laughter*
*Kooshie snorts* You're mortal too, you know. Now take a few deep breaths and calm down before you hurt yourself, Zeus.
*Zeus* I WILL KILL YOU ALL! *Shoots a bolt of lightning and COMPLETELY misses*
Not impressed. Ares was far more interesting. *Casually loads bullets into his revolver* Now, hand us the access codes.
*Zeus* ARES?! You survived an encounter with ARES?!
Yeah - in fact, we kicked his butt and had him executed.
*Zeus falls over in shock*
Wow. Did we kill him?
*Zeus* WHAT IS THIS? WHAT MORTAL DARES DISTURB ME?!
Um, I do. Shut up or I'll bust a cap in you.
*Attempts to conceal hysterical laughter*
*Kooshie snorts* You're mortal too, you know. Now take a few deep breaths and calm down before you hurt yourself, Zeus.
*Zeus* I WILL KILL YOU ALL! *Shoots a bolt of lightning and COMPLETELY misses*
Not impressed. Ares was far more interesting. *Casually loads bullets into his revolver* Now, hand us the access codes.
*Zeus* ARES?! You survived an encounter with ARES?!
Yeah - in fact, we kicked his butt and had him executed.
*Zeus falls over in shock*
Wow. Did we kill him?
*Haughty sniff* If we didm it's a small loss.
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*Kooshie snorts* You're mortal too, you know. Now take a few deep breaths and calm down before you hurt yourself, Zeus.
*Zeus* I WILL KILL YOU ALL! *Shoots a bolt of lightning and COMPLETELY misses*
Not impressed. Ares was far more interesting. *Casually loads bullets into his revolver* Now, hand us the access codes.
*Zeus* ARES?! You survived an encounter with ARES?!
Yeah - in fact, we kicked his butt and had him executed.
*Zeus falls over in shock*
Wow. Did we kill him?
He's alive. Looks like he fainted though, if his species is at all like humankind.
*Kooshie snorts* You're mortal too, you know. Now take a few deep breaths and calm down before you hurt yourself, Zeus.
*Zeus* I WILL KILL YOU ALL! *Shoots a bolt of lightning and COMPLETELY misses*
Not impressed. Ares was far more interesting. *Casually loads bullets into his revolver* Now, hand us the access codes.
*Zeus* ARES?! You survived an encounter with ARES?!
Yeah - in fact, we kicked his butt and had him executed.
*Zeus falls over in shock*
Wow. Did we kill him?
He's alive. Looks like he fainted though, if his species is at all like humankind.
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And you were the one who was saying that I was becoming coldhearted and cruel!
And you were the one who was saying that I was becoming coldhearted and cruel!
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And you were the one who was saying that I was becoming coldhearted and cruel!
You must be a bad influence.
And you were the one who was saying that I was becoming coldhearted and cruel!
You must be a bad influence.
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And you were the one who was saying that I was becoming coldhearted and cruel!
You must be a bad influence.
*Sighs tragically, although Spam's speakers are too pathetic to make it sound right* Maybe I am. How terrifying.
And you were the one who was saying that I was becoming coldhearted and cruel!
You must be a bad influence.
*Sighs tragically, although Spam's speakers are too pathetic to make it sound right* Maybe I am. How terrifying.
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