Well, compared to some of you, I look 'almost' normal! HA!
Once a month, or more often if needed, I set up several tubs of warm water and wash each of my silkie's feet. Those little feather-duster feet get dirty and matted with stuff so quickly. I've told them over and over to watch where they step, but they just won't listen. While I'm washing their feet I wash their butts if they need it while I have them partially wet anyway. I only do it on warm days. I don't have time to blow dry about 16. Sometimes I sing to them while I'm washing, unless they're thrashing around. In that case it's best to keep my mouth closed. I'm sure it's an acquired taste, but I don't want to acquire it. Fortunately chickens can't roll their eyes.