Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[chickencrazy429]

"Honey, I think one of the chickens ate my earring. Can you go check the poop piles please?"

"It's fine. It's just a harmless pile of poop, and if you stop looking at it then you won't be so grossed out."

 

[Island Roo]

I was just out in the coop when this came out in a very excited tone:

"OH Tony ! Look at your poos. That's wonderful!!!"

I thought - Ok - now I gotta look up that thread about saying crazy chicken things

Also had this the other night "You wanna clean dirty bums before we eat or after?"

 

[Island Roo]

Can I see that for a second....
Oh yeah, I think I like your nipples better than mine.

 

[cluckcluck3499]

Did you just lay an egg... In my hand?
- I said to the Easter egger I was holding..

 

[Pippey]

"No, we are going to eat on the couch tonight."
"Why?"
"Because the chicks are napping on the kitchen table right now."

 

[chickencrazy429]

"No, we are going to eat on the couch tonight."
"Why?"
"Because the chicks are napping on the kitchen table right now."

Haha!!!

"So, why can't Mom park her car in the garage?"
"My chicks are in there. They're too small for going outside, but too big for in the house."

 

[Kernel Cluck]

Oh Rosemary.. why do you have crusty butt again?

 

[PeaChick C]

Watch your step in the garage, Chubby's been pooping in there.

Hey kids, new house rule. You don't have to eat your crust IF you go feed it to the birds

 

[chickencrazy429]

Watch your step in the garage, Chubby been pooping in there.

Hey kids, new house rule. You don't have to eat your crust IF you go feed it to the birds

 

[CyndiChick]

"Get the gloves and towel... Crazy's gone broody again."
"Ah heck, she don't know what she's in for with four chicks. Let 'er try and raise 'em. She'll learn"