Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[PekinBantam]

"My mole is NOT a bug! You can't eat it!" (Said to my pekin mix hen, featherless, when she tried to eat my mole..)

 

[Rezia]

Maizee's hatching golf balls!?!?


Come here my little flufferbutters!


Buffy just PUKED on me!

 

[CyndiChick]

"Honey we need a new cage in the bedroom."
"I have 22 chicks in my bedroom and I get to play with them when I get home." (boy did THAT raise some eyebrows!!)

 

[Rezia]

"Honey we need a new cage in the bedroom."
"I have 22 chicks in my bedroom and I get to play with them when I get home." (boy did THAT raise some eyebrows!!)

I'll bet it raised eyebrows!!

 

[RHP63]

"There's chickens in my bathroom."

Smallest and easiest to heat room in the house for the day old chicks in the brooder.

 

[CyndiChick]

I'll bet it raised eyebrows!!

Yep it sure did.... We even had one guy ask me if we were into some kind of "swingers" club and if so could we give him that info because he and his wife would be interested in joining? After I finished explaining I meant baby chickens.... he walked away rather hurriedly! *snickers*

(Said to children) You can't get a bath right now, I'm washing the chicken's butts. You'll just have to stay dirty.

 

[Rezia]

Yep it sure did.... We even had one guy ask me if we were into some kind of "swingers" club and if so could we give him that info because he and his wife would be interested in joining? After I finished explaining I meant baby chickens.... he walked away rather hurriedly! *snickers*

(Said to children) You can't get a bath right now, I'm washing the chicken's butts. You'll just have to stay dirty.

Oh my!

 

[chickencrazy429]

*brother sends text* Help, all the chicks are escaping!

 

[CyndiChick]

"Don't worry baby, Houdini will reappear. He always does." (Said about our escape artist chicken, to my youngest son who was worried he got out yet again)

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Hunter I just ordered 500 mealworms!" "I am moving."