Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[jorey]

Was behind a older gentleman with beautiful salt and pepper hair. I told my daughter that I hope our splash silkies turn out colored that nice.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Was behind a older gentleman with beautiful salt and pepper hair. I told my daughter that I hope our splash silkies turn out colored that nice.

AHAHA!!!

That's great!!!!!

YA!! WHERE ARE THE MAIL KEYS! THE MEALWORMS HAVE ARRIVED!

 

[Lorien]

(potty training my son) "No, son, don't pee on the chickens!

 

[cknnewbie]

Had someone discussing their chick that had been ill but was improving and even farting. I actually asked if chicken farts smell. I never had a desire to know that until now....

Ok, I'll bite....what's the answer?

 

[Gifa]

"fully-involved chicken riot in progress"

Context: My husband and I got home from the hardware store about 15 minutes later than the time we normally let the girls out of their run for yard time. When we arrived on the scene (the backyard) there was a fully-involved chicken riot in progress." I was nearly killed in the stampede as I opened the door to let them out.

 

[flockoffour]

My sister when she walked into the run while eating her breakfast, "Tailsie ate my bagel!"

 

[flockoffour]

Neighbor: "how do I make he chickens move when I'm mowing?" me: "drive straight at em, yelling at the top of ur lungs. They'll either move, or we're having chicken salad for dinner. (the neighbor proceeded to slowly walk away, as I continued to read my issue of backyard poultry.)

hahahaha!

 

[Gramma Chick]

When they are where they shouldnt be
Bad Girls ..Get Home !

When their all doing it ..
Chickie see chickie do chickie get in trouble too ..

When only one is doing it
Bad girl ..theres always gotta be one troublemaker in the bunch

 

[GingerHippie]

"Hey! Those are freckles (or tattoos!) NOT food!"
"Get over here you little sh*t and let me wipe your butt!!"
"He's not fighting her honey. He's... uh... well... mating her."
"Oooh that's a worm! Give it to the girls!"
"Listen. You broads haven't been giving me your eggs. You're hiding them out in the woods and that's not cool. You have two options; give me your eggs, or get locked up. Simple."
"Honey, hand me the sh*t scissors so I can cut the feathers off Jennifer's butt."
"BWRAAAAAAAAK BWRAAK BWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK"

 

[cknnewbie]

"Did you wash your hands after playing with the girls?"

HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHA