Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[northWVchicken]

At work I saw a dead cock roach laying on its back on the floor. I looked at my co worker and said, “would you think any less of me if I put that in a plastic baggie to take home for my girls".

 

[Lolosladies]

"Honey, they might get cold in the garage, I'm sure no one will notice we have chickens in the basement."

"Keep the art room door closed, the chickens might get out."

 

[NotAMinivan]

My husband and kids: Happy birthday, Mommy! We got you some new chickens! (And I LOVE that they got me chickens for my birthday.)
Me: Has anyone seen my chicken pants?

 

[PumpknMoonshine]

I get home from grocery store and husband helps me unpack the bags he asks me;

" what is the deal with all this yogurt (plain) and oatmeal!"

I reply;

" it is not for us"

 

[Triple Willow]

"Ouch **** you, stop biting me!!! Stop it!!!" Feeding my chickens is like feeding piranhas sometimes! I reach down to get the feed pan to put the feed in and I usually get pinched on the arm 2-3 times. They are so rude! LOL

 

[PekinBantam]

"Ouch **** you, stop biting me!!! Stop it!!!" Feeding my chickens is like feeding piranhas sometimes! I reach down to get the feed pan to put the feed in and I usually get pinched on the arm 2-3 times. They are so rude! LOL

Believe me, i KNOW how you feel. Three chickens in particular, Eric, Archillies and David (David is a hen) ALWAYS try to jump on me or the food bowl so that I will drop their feed. Once, Archillies got tangled in my hair.

 

[homesteadmama]

heard in my home:
"Kids where are you?"
"We're inside!"
"Have you seen the chicken?"
"They are with us watching Scoobi Doo!"
me going inside, "Honey, they really belong outside.... what are you doing?"
"I put my hand on her eyes because she think it's a little scary!"


" Did the cat eat all her food already?"
" No Mom, the chicken came in and ate it, then I gave them lettuce from your garden"

In the car on our way to friends :"I forgot to lock the kids in the barn before leaving, they will be asleep outside when we come back! remind me to go get them when we come back"

at potluck at chuch: "is that one of your girls?"
No it's store bought!"

"Son put your chicken outside" " But Sister has her in her room! they are playing Barbies!" sight!

 

[melina90]

At work I saw a dead cock roach laying on its back on the floor. I looked at my co worker and said, “would you think any less of me if I put that in a plastic baggie to take home for my girls".

Hahaha! Lovely!

 

[Triple Willow]

Believe me, i KNOW how you feel. Three chickens in particular, Eric, Archillies and David (David is a hen) ALWAYS try to jump on me or the food bowl so that I will drop their feed. Once, Archillies got tangled in my hair.

I've got to figure out who is doing it. It's usually such a frenzy I can't tell. I know yesterday it was a rooster. I smacked his beak for it! lol

Another one... after breakfast I usually say, "I've got to go feed the children now."
And... "Y'all just keep on acting stupid! It will just make it easier to kill you and eat you!"

 

[ChickieBabyMama]

~ Good Morning Ladies - hey! stop pecking my shoes!

~ Which one of you girls untied my shoelaces?

~ OK, which one of you Chookens did THIS?

~ HEY! That's my earrings your pulling on!

~ Oh, that's just chicken sh*t.

~ Look Honey, my fat girls are playing with your cocks!

~ What are yall girls gossiping about now? (if we only knew)

~ Oh I love Tuti so much, that crazy chicken just kissed me!

~ Oh no! Why is there a dead baby chick on the floor? (it was dark and no eye glasses on - turns out, it was a papertowel!) hello heart attack! LOL!