Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[MadamContrary]

" It's just a strawberry!" as all my chicks run in terror from the offending fruit.

"You better eat those ants before they eat you!"

"Honey, just so you know, they can can fly really well and enjoy roosting on my head...."

"You better be a girl!!!!!"

 

[sophiesmith]

"Chickies come here and eat your veggies."
I said to my Dad once:"Can chickens go on a diet?"

 

[chickencrazy429]

(Newbie on the forum - first post)

I said to a buddy the other day, "I've got to get home soon. There's a bunch of chicks at the house, waiting for me".

He laughed. I wouldn't say this to my fiancé though

Haha!!

"Just watch out for little 'bombs' in the yard. They're all over."

 

[cluckcluck3499]

Haha

(Newbie on the forum - first post)

I said to a buddy the other day, "I've got to get home soon. There's a bunch of chicks at the house, waiting for me".

He laughed. I wouldn't say this to my fiancé though

And WELCOME TO BYC

 

[MadamContrary]

"Go put on your chicken shoes" and "don't you dare wear those chicken shoes in the house!"

 

[PekinBantam]

Me "Did you just peck my teeth?"
Alison (my pekin mix hen) "Bock boooook?"
Me "My teeth are NOT eatable, no matter how white they are."
Alison "Bok bok..."

 

[alindm1]

"Look both ways before crossing the street. STOP!!! I said look BOTH ways not just left! Look out for the car!"

"Hola Chickitos!" ( I swear they answer back to you!)

"I will give you until the count of 10 to get back here before I come and get you."

"WOW this egg is warm! Have you been sitting on it ALL day?"

 

[chickencrazy429]

*After it has started thundering* "Where are the girls?!!!???"

 

[foxmfan1]

Do you have any off the wall things you have said that sounded funny?

lol not really me, but yesterday, my boyfriend was like...

" baby, Mrs Pris is on the counter harassing Blue AGAIN !" baby, control your bird!!


mrs. pris is my white leghorn, free rangeing she jumps up on the counter and givese my 14 year old cat, Blue, (that's his name), the chicken stinkeye, lol, she just lets him know who rules the roost, lol, she d jumps on the counter gives him a onceover and goes about her business, lol Blue is just like "Meeow" my bf gets frustrated because I think it is funny : ) and because I yell at him for not taking a picture!!! lol

 

[Tatianna]

" I am sorry to leave so soon, but We have to go home and put our "girls" to bed"
" Did you see Bella go after that worm this morning"