Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[wein315]

No you can't have some yogurt, it's for the girls!

 

[AtHomeOnThRange]

Said after shoving hand under 82 lb. dog to retrieve car keys:

"It's like trying to get an egg out from under a really fat chicken!"

 

[chickencrazy429]

"That bread is for the chickens, don't eat it."

 

[RHP63]

"You better just be a really masculine girl!" (One of my pullets is getting a pretty pink comb bigger than the others)

 

[bleu chick]

to my son at bedtime  "Devon, did you tuck the chickas in?" 

"good morning my little turkeys" (yes they r chickens) :cd

"get the shovel & dig up some worms for my girls"



I call my girls "piglets". You cant walk in the coop in the afternoon without getting ambushed. We give them their treats in the afternoon.

 

[KKs Kandies]

told my dad the young rooster he was holding "certainly has a big pecker" ! thought dad would fall off his chair and bust something trying not to laugh

embarrassed myself when talking to an old farmer about the roosters he was selling...he had referred to them as cocks so... so did I... "so just how big is your cock?" I asked ,,, I turned red and he laughed. Evidently he's heard it before but was amused at my red face.

So nice to "Bring a little sunshine into someone's hum-drum life"...

loving this thread, thanks for sharing everyone )

 

[KKs Kandies]

"You better just be a really masculine girl!" (One of my pullets is getting a pretty pink comb bigger than the others)

that is one of my most often used phrases.... i have a tough time telling the sexes apart

 

[carajane612]

Brand new to chickens & my best friend just said... I would've never thought I would hear you say that!!!

"I sure hope that's chicken poop on my pants..."

 

[chickencrazy429]

My friend: Can you come over today?
Me: No, my Dad and I are building a chicken coop.

 

[redneck farmer]

My friend: Can you come over today?

Me: No, my Dad and I are building a chicken coop. 

Yes!!!!
I did that FIVE TIMES while building my coop !!!!!!