Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[wein315]

Put the flashlight DOWN and leave the girls ALONE!

 

[Pureupto99per]

"Can you grab me a bail of straw on the way back from the grocery store?"

"We should leave (the party) early, we need to count the chickens and close the coop door."

"Chickens are so smart!"

"I went to the store to get three chicks but came home with ten because its better if they're even numbered, sorry honey."

"DONT YOU DARE PUT THOSE POTATO SCRAPS IN THE TABLE SCRAP JAR!!"

"I need to check all the chickens butts to see if theyre clogged with poop, wanna help?"

 

[gryeyes]

While on the phone, "Oh, sorry, that's the rooster. Hang on, that triggers the ganders..."

To the UPS guy: "Dont worry, the turkey is friendly.". To the Tom: "Sarge, leave the man alone."

 

[RHP63]

"I went to the store to get three chicks but came home with ten because its better if they're even numbered, sorry honey."

 

[miss heny]

*Mom* "*My name* Put that chicken back outside! Its not a indoor pet."

*Me, "But mom! He just wanna watch TV."

*Mom* -_-

*Someone I know* "Your leashing training a chicken?"

"*Me* "Yup! Then I am gonna bring him to the county fair as a pet!"

*The same person* 0.^

 

[graciesmum]

Better get off my butt and do some chicken cleaning

 

[PekinBantam]

"Do you think we could use a chicken as a featherduster?" Asked jokingly to my mom.

 

[Yay Chicks!]

My sweetie to me, "Hold on... you have pine shavings in your hair... AGAIN..."

 

[PekinBantam]

My dad, the first time he saw our turkey hen's poults. "Awww... Look at the cute little turkeys!"

 

[flo12345]

Me: Mom can I bring Joanie (one of my chicks) to Aunties house? I'll put a diaper on her!

My mom: 0.o

"Sorry I have to leave early, I need to close up my chickens!"

"Oh stop your yapping! I'll get your egg later!"

"Mom, Dad, can I buy a henholster chicken diaper for the chicken