Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[chicken dad]

Mom, I'm gonna be a dad again. Then when she could breathe again I told her i was hatching some eggs.

 

[MadamContrary]

Mom, I'm gonna be a dad again. Then when she could breathe again I told her i was hatching some eggs.

Hahaha that's awesome!

 

[BunnyLover44]

Me: "Stop being lazy! You are so lazy I could eat you right now and you wouldn't even care!"
Chicken : "Bock!! Bock!! Bock!!"
Me : "OK! OK! I didn't mean it ... just move your fluffy feathers some where else!"

 

[youngchooklover]

Get that chicken out of my room!!!!!!!.

Whats when my bro put my rooster in my other bros room.
The chicken ripped the curtains and pooed in this room.

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Mom are you starting a wash load anytime soon? Omelette pooped on my back while I was transferring them to their first coop."
"Hurry home, Dad! We're gonna miss the hens' bedtime!"

 

[newpioneer75]

My wife now says, "Dont forget to pick up the chicks." never would have heard those words before getting chickens.

 

[Chic7]

did you aver ask "The ones with feathers right?"

 

[Chic7]

"My head is not a perch." Then I had to go wash my hair... again. -_-

 

[GreenBabe5]

New today...
BF" I want to watch Jack Reacher "
Me " okay get me a chicken"
BF" crispy or fried? "
Me" whichever I can cuddle"

 

[miquwid]

"Mom........... I got Sandy some worms and slugs!"

"I hope she isn't a roo."

"She better not be going broody right now."