Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[needmorezoloft]

While at my mom's for dinner, I went to pick up hubby, and when I walked in my kids laughed and said,

"Momma, we're eating your babies!"

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Mom, save some of your apple! I need some food for the mealworms."
"They're just mealworms!"
"The more varied their diet is-- the healthier they are for the hens!"

 

[cknnewbie]

Well, it wasn't said....but here's the start of my grocery list....and it never would've looked like this until I had chickens...


Fruit
Bread
Milk
OJ
Worms

 

[chickenoverlord]

BLLLAAARGGGHH!!!!!! (one of my poultry horde chose the moment I broke into a sprint in the gravel driveway to run in front of me. This is the noise I made as my face acted like a human ditchwitch from the resulting epic face plant. )

 

[chickenoverlord]

And yes, I got chicken crap IN MY FREAKIN MOUTH.

 

[Chickies4ever]

When you and your dad have a 20 minute conversation on chickens.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Dad: See ya!
Me: Bye Dad! Look out for the pedestrians!
Dad: You mean chickestrians?!
Me: Haha! Yea!
Dad: *walks out door* AH! SHOO! GET OUT OF HERE!
Me: I told you to look out for the chickestrians.

 

[BunnyLover44]

[quote : "chickencrazy429"]
Dad: See ya!
Me: Bye Dad! Look out for the pedestrians!
Dad: You mean chickestrians?!
Me: Haha! Yea!
Dad: *walks out door* AH! SHOO! GET OUT OF HERE!
Me: I told you to look out for the chickestrians.

 

That is too funny!!!

 

[neophyte17]

Asked for time off at work.
Going somewhere for vacation?
No , spending some, qa time with my roosters they miss me

 

[PekinBantam]

"Where's the chicken whisperer when you need him?!"