Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[enjoyin' my chickens]

I have got to check BYC and see what is new.

BTW This is post # 1000. Woo Hooo!

 

[Jadnils]

" You just sat in chicken poo"
"Let's all catch some bugs so the chicks can have fun"
"Chickens don't "smell" they just smell like, well...chickens"
"Don't be afraid, she won't peck your eyes out"
"I hope the idiot across the street doesn't find out we have chickens"
"Wait, put shoes on you'll step in...ok go wash your foot"
"Yes, you can eat the eggs, they are not germy or diseased"
" Well we don't have a rooster so there are no baby chickens in the eggs"
" Yes, they will still lay eggs even if there is no rooster around"
" Can you please get Lucy..she's in the dog's drinking water bucket again"
'I need to feed Zoey, can you scramble one more egg for her?"
" Ok girls... Go catch the bugs, whoever gets the most wins extra cuddles!"
"Lucy, don't steal the mealworms from Zoey!"
" I just need the extra room in the coop for a cot"
"Can I put a cot out in the coop for my husband?"

 

[Kylling]

"God, it's like a landmine out here!"
Said by my dad as we walked from the chicken coop. X3 We have free range chickens.

"Oh, no... Honey, I think one of the babies is backed up again!"

My brother: *holding half-eaten sandwich* "Well...I'm done with this----might as well throw it away."
Me: *flings self forward* NOO!
Brother: *stops* WHAT?
Me: I wanna feed it to the chickens!

"Fine. Take the banties with you, too."

"Oh my God! Lucky's gone broody! Yes!"
*said in a time when we needed broody hens for chicks* XD

"We need more nesting hens."

"Fine! Stay in the stupid nest, you ninny!"

"Yes---I'm aware that you laid an egg. Now shut up."

"Heh. I think Jordan needs a cane."
"That's not funny, you know."
"Really?"
"Yeah, really."
"How come?"
"'Cause he's hurt himself!"
"Oh, he's hurt other hens before! 'Member the "naked chicken"?!"
"Don't bring it up."
*a conversation between me and my brother*

 

[SilkieChickenLover336]

A post on facebook: OMG MY CHICKS ARE PEEPING. MY CHICKS ARE PEEPING. MY CHICKS ARE PEEPING. I THINK IM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!! AHHHHHH BABY CHICKENSSSSSSSSS (i have hatched before many times but i still get excited when i hear a peep)

If you don't lay me an egg right now you are becoming my dinner. That goes for all for all of you.

Are you serious? Did you really just eat that? I TOLD YOU NO!

Thank you for listening to my problems.

Dont back talk me

OMG YOUR BUTT IS SO FLUFFY I THINK I MIGHT OVER DOSE FROM CUTENESS

one of my friends ask, "Do you feed your chickens chicken?" My answer, "Yes, yes i do"

Mom can i get a chicken diaper. Dakota is lonely cause Rosie and Juice are brooding and i want to snuggle with dakota cause shes fluffy.

Get your fluffy buttox in the castle (coop) right now before one of the cats see you.

Im going to eat you.

No rosie you cannot ride the dog. She is not a horse.

Who wants to go on a leash and come biking with me?

Here you can have this worm. no one else can. only you cause ur nice to me

No my toes arent worms. STOP YOU CANT EAT THEM

(to my friends rooster): Come at me bro.

CHICK CHICK CHICK WHO WANTS FOOD. COME AND GET IT. IF YOU DONT THEN STARVE.

Dad... we need to go out and get the new chicken toy.

MOM QUICK GET ME THE VASILINE I HAVE TO MASSAGE MY CHICKENS WATTLES SO THEY DONT FREEZE.

nice cock!

and my all time #1 saying: Brianna (my older sister) i love my chickens more than you. I have decided that you have to move out because i want your room for my chickens. They are better than you.

 

[atomicfruit]

After smuggling brand new chicks into a restaurant in my sweatshirt pockets.. couldn't leave them in the car to freeze...

"honey, please don't let the waiter see the chickens"
"OMG, I think the guy in the next booth over saw the chicks!"
"Please sit up straight and stop playing with the chicks in your lap under the table, you kinda look like you are..well, you know.... "

 

[Dowie]

The last four quotes are so funny! Love them! Thanks for making me laugh.

 

[Nsampsel]

After smuggling brand new chicks into a restaurant in my sweatshirt pockets.. couldn't leave them in the car to freeze...

"honey, please don't let the waiter see the chickens"
"OMG, I think the guy in the next booth over saw the chicks!"
"Please sit up straight and stop playing with the chicks in your lap under the table, you kinda look like you are..well, you know.... "

Definitely NOT going to tell my daughter bout this...she already wants to take chicks to school, Wal-Mart, grocery store....

 

[SweetSilver]

To my girls, who get pooped on while handling the chicks:

"If you can't take the poop, stay out of the coop!"

They also laugh because morning and evening I have chickie-doodies ("duties", in case you didn't catch that).

And this song that I sing while I am doing said chickie-doodies, sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland:

(ahem)

Chickie-booooo chickie boodies
Chickie-ooooooo chickie friuties
A-chick chickie boooo, de-doodlie-froo
Chickaboody chickaboody-ooooooo

(x2)

Chicka-boody chicka-boody chickie-oo
Chicka-boody chicka boody-oooooooo
Chicka-boody chicka boody chickie-oo
Chicka-boody chicka boody-oooooo OOOOOOOO

(Repeat 1st verse, ending with) CHICKA-BOODY CHICKA BOODY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Make sure the neighbors can hear you........

 

[Sandra Lee]

Ahaha

Great song! Hahaha

 

[RedDrgn]

"I'm going out to take the cheechees for a walk!" (e.g. opening the run to let them free range)

"Chicken periods are delicious!"

"Why are your pants missing a button?"
"Chicken ripped it off."