Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[AmyLM]

"Don't try to eat my toe nails!" (they peck my polish)

"Stop trying to eat my hair..."

"Oh I know I'm growing all my plants in my garden too close together.... the chickens get them anyway..."
...

and my husband always laughs at this one:

"Guess what?.... CHICKEN BUTT! Guess why?? CHICKEN THIGH!!" usually said while I wave the bird parts at him... typically Stella who doesn't seem to mind it (very much)

 

[Wolftalk]

To my broody hen:

"Alright! gosh moody broody!, you can keep the eggs and ill keep my hand, okay?"

 

[OneLostHen]

LOVE this thread!!!

Me to my rooster, "Um, Buck... Mosquito....leg..?"
Buck, "Peck!'
Me, "Thanks.."

At work, "So, what are you doing when you get off?"
Me, "Well Im probably going to play in the run.. Its sooo much fun digging in the dirt with them!!"

"Oh my gosh birds!!! A bug!!!! Come look, come look!"

And each and every time I go outside, "Hi biiiiirds!!!!!" They usually proceed to make that screeeeach noise at me. Makes me smile everytime!

BF, "you ready yet?"
Me, "almost, gotta check on my birds real fast... Ok I see, 1..,2. K, we can go now!"

I adore owning chickens!! If I had buddies that were in to them too, Im SURE I could talk about them all day!

 

[kaykaypw]

"Dammit! Dixie just pooped on the refridgerator!"

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

"DANG! JOEY! Are you moulting or something? I just ripped out all your feathers !!! Erg, you better be going broody or SOMETHING, at least start laying!"

"Domino, you haven't laid in 2 weeks!! I'm gonna squeeze out that egg! Or bounce you!" (reffering to 'bouncing a goat to see if its done kidding)

 

[Kylling]

Me to my mother today, actually...

Me: "MOM! Lucky's finally hatched a chick, but it's all yolkie and stuff..."
Mother: "Ugh...fine! I'll get the toothbrush and the facecloth."
Me: "Don't forget the feed, the tupperware container, the bread, and the cup with warm water!"
Mother: "Yup, yup..."
Me: "And can it be my brother's toothbrush?"

XD

 

[Silkielover16]

"are all the girls and boys locked up"
"get off my boot no you can not roost on it" ( while sitting in the yard with me chicks)

 

[SkinNFluff]

an 18 year old neighbor girl brought her bf over to introduce him to us and she wanted to show him our "cute furry chickens" (aka silkies/showgirls). now i have aggervated this poor girl since she was little and to this day i still do. well we walk back and he was shocked to see our chickens were truely fuzzy. and here is what was said.

bf- they really are furry.
me- yep, what haven't you seen a furry chick before?
bf- nope.
me- ya it seems most of the chicks these days shave (pointing to a very bald turken that just walked out of the coop)
bf- *** happened to that one?
me- shaving accident. hopefully your chick does a better job (refurring to the neighbor girl)
neighbor girl- (severly blushing)
bf- rofl

and i proudly chalk up yet another time i made that poor girl blush.

 

[TinkyFeathers]

I said this one yesterday, "good thing you guys don't speak human! Cause your mama has a sailor's mouth!" lol

 

[Cotton42]

"If they do it again, see if you can get it on camera! I wanna see the chicken sex!" Said in a text message to my husband today. Our girls just started squatting for the roos.