Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[cheeka]

tricked, definitely. but by the time I knew, it was way too late to change their names around... Blu is 20 months old, Olive is 13 months... I knew Blu laid olive but her name is for her color, she's a BLR... and it just was "right" for her. my granddaughter named Olive. and since then, she's named all her pets Olive. cat and dog. whaddywant... she's 4. lol, when she calls... the first thing she asks me is "How's my Olive Cluck Cluck doin'?"

 

[Sunny Chicks]

"Will you help me adjust her saddle?"

"How'd you get poop on your face?"

"Your beard froze!"

"Excuse me miss (Talking to chicken) Do you mind leaving her beard alone?"

"Did you let the girls out yet?"

"Stop standing in the oatmeal! You're making a mess!"

 

[chickencrazy429]

"The heated bowl makes its appearance again!" The hens looooove Roger (the bowl)

 

[aggielady]

My son (who dearly loves his Patty Chicken) asked me: "Mom if I catch a chicken, will you take a picture of me holding a chicken?"

 

[Triple Willow]

"Do you have chicken nipples?"

 

[Mickey Lou 04]

"Do you have chicken nipples?"

That is just too funny!

 

[chicksurreal]

To pullet - "Sweetie, really, you're going to blow up like a balloon if you keep eating cat food!"

 

[gryeyes]

"Do you have chicken nipples?"

That is just too funny!

And do NOT ever GOOGLE "chicken nipples," either, or use any other on-line Internet search engine, like Bing, or whatnot. It's only safe "inside" BYC.) Just sayin'.....

 

[chicksurreal]

And do NOT ever GOOGLE "chicken nipples," either, or use any other on-line Internet search engine, like Bing, or whatnot. It's only safe "inside" BYC.)

Just sayin'.....

 

[ChickensAreSweet]

"Beep bop!! Beep bop bop bop beep!! Beep bop bop!!"

That is my current treat call. LOL. They all come running like you wouldn't believe. I don't know how I came up with that. It is rather embarrassing but I know y'all understand.

Only on BYC would anyone understand.

I may delete this post eventually to reduce my embarrassment.