Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[Ali707]

"I wish my chicken nipples would get here!"

LOL!!!

I hate waiting for puberty!!!! Oh wait we are talking chickens here....

 

[love my animals]

"Will the chickens eat this?" and " SAVE THAT for the chickens" are now probably the most used household sayings in our home.. except I love you

"Why are the chickens in the tree house? "
" Why are there chickens in the bathtub?"

Green eggs and ham are a normal breakfast in our home!!!

Lmao nice one.!!! "Save that for the chickens" So true.!!!

 

[love my animals]

"Are you going to finish that.? If not save it for the chickens" lmao.!! Everyday.!

 

[chickenteacher2]

I've said that one, too.

 

[chickenteacher2]

"Are you going to finish that.? If not save it for the chickens" lmao.!! Everyday.!

SERIOUSLY! People think I have a problem.

 

[love my animals]

SERIOUSLY! People think I have a problem.

Lol.!! If they owned chickens they would understand us.!

 

[chickenteacher2]

Its a mole not a bug!

Yep! All the cochin girls peck the same mole.

 

[modchicken]

Mom- Why are you bleeding??? Did you pick all your scabs??!
Me- No the girls did..... Ow
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Me- No girls!! Don't drink my blood!
Text to friend- I have blood thirsty chickens....
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Me- Shut up Heritage!!! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Do you want to keep living here?? Mom will find out...... shhhhhhh!
^When my trained little baby girl started crowing...... she now has a new home... :'(
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Me- Should I go ahead and put the girls in their car seats?

 

[modchicken]

Wait and another....
Me- Turn up the air! The chickens are panting!

 

[Onna]

Husband: What are you doing love.
Wife: I'm fishing for fly's
Husband: HUH?
Wife: The fly's are eating the girls food so I'm fishing with a fly strip to catch as many as I can.
Husband: I think they call that fly fishing dear.