Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[Ilovemyduckies]

"For the last time, you can't eat my fingers! It's nail polish!!"

 

[CGinJCMO]

It never occurred to me that chickens fart - I guess all things do, but I have never heard them

Betcha never thought you'd say that so it still fits the thread.

 

[furbabymum]

Honey, can you go out and make sure the big ducks didn't drown the little ducks. Also make sure the chickens haven't drowned. Thanks.

AND HE DID GO LOOK. What a man!

 

[clucky3255]

i once said.... " MOM the little chicks re attacking the BIG chickens! What am i gonna do!! ??"

and : " Hey there buddy! no napping on my couch! you will poop!"

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

OK, if you dont sit on the nest all day, you will not get a freaking egg! You hear me? DO YOU HEAR ME?! Ugh

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

"If they do it again, see if you can get it on camera! I wanna see the chicken sex!" Said in a text message to my husband today. Our girls just started squatting for the roos.

Oh. My. Gawd.

 

[Cochaura]

Very true!!!

 

[Cochaura]

Betcha never thought you'd say that so it still fits the thread.

Very true!!!

 

[Chickie-chan]

"Moooommmmmm, one of the chickens just ate my earring!"

"Hey Dad, the chicks just ate 3 slugs and fertilized your yard"

"That one just head dived into the fence!"

 

[cheeka]

it's not something "I" said originally, but it's something i've repeated many many many times over the years...

when i was 21 (

) i did my junior year of college abroad in England. Somewhere in an album in the attic I have a photo (i'll have to dig it out now...) of a sign located at the perimeter of a parking lot, it read "No Parking on Thursday Nights due to Market Erection" ~Blink~what?~ ahhh it's a farmer's market... so that's why the other sign in the far corner says "Cocks"...