Things you never said until you had chickens.......

mom- "We're having fried chicken tonight." Brother- "oooo what chicken? dandelion? lacy? pebble?" (some of my chikabiddies)
 
Stop giving me the eyeball Mr. Feathers! *Proceeds to give the eyeball back at him*
*walking outside in my pajamas in the morning* Mornin' Ladies!!
*rooster crows* you think your some pretty hot stuff, eh, Mr. Feathers? you better watch it if you know wats good for you.

Also, my friend, ( who is a goofball, and a chicken lover may I add) was over when I had baby chicks. One of them was standing on one foot with his head cocked to the side questioningly, and after a while made an interrogative berrrrk? noise at her.

My Friend: " PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN AND STOP SASSING ME MISTER !!!"

Chick: Puts foot down and cheeps, as if to say, "sorry mum."

My Friend: Thats right. If momma aint happy aint nobody happy.

Dont quite know why, but I thought it was hilarious. Maybe it was one of those, you had to be there moments.
 

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