Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[PekinBantam]

This one is a picture. Pretty much sums up my feelings at this point.

LOL... That's perfect!

 

[PekinBantam]

(While petting one of my pullets, Marcy)
Me- Ow! did you just peck me!?
Marcy- Bok booooook?
Me- Marcy, how many times do I have to tell you? My finger is NOT a worm.
Marcy- Bok bok booook?

 

[chickencrazy429]

it is only poop i repeat it is only poop
no tiny i dont believe momma needs her hair fluffed
get away from those pansies gramma will kill you

Oh my word. I have to say that like FIFTEEN HUNDRED TIMES!!! My brothers are such drama queens!!!!

 

[peepacheep]

This one is a picture. Pretty much sums up my feelings at this point.

Very cool PraireChicken! My feelings exactly.

 

[Tiddbit74]

Something I definitely never said to a stranger before I got into chickens -


"Nice cock!"

 

[Tabatha]

Every Single Time We Have Chicken For Dinner, Have To Endure, "Mom...Is ThatOne Of MY Chickens? Are You Sure? How Do You Know? Let's Go Count Them. Well, Im Not Eating It!". She's 4.

 

[smccuen]

m,m.,m

 

[smccuen]

"A farmer was driving his tractor in a field. He noticed the field had goats and chickens. He counted 17 heads and 38 legs. How many of each type of animals were in the field?"
I am a math teacher by trade and before I got chickens I would have never written a story problem involving chickens.

2 goats, 15 chickens

 

[Racheroooo2]

Clever. I always feel guilty when eating chicken. It could be their cousins! I count my chickens too. "Blondie, did you poop in the water again? If I told you once, I have told you a thousand times." And when Honey pooed on my brand NEW, favorite Uggs. "HONEY! What the hay man? My new Uggs. Get your fluffy butt back in the hutch NOW." I just stopped in my tracks and laughed. That flew out of my mouth before I could stop it.

 

[PekinBantam]

Clever. I always feel guilty when eating chicken. It could be their cousins! I count my chickens too. "Blondie, did you poop in the water again? If I told you once, I have told you a thousand times." And when Honey pooed on my brand NEW, favorite Uggs. "HONEY! What the hay man? My new Uggs. Get your fluffy butt back in the hutch NOW." I just stopped in my tracks and laughed. That flew out of my mouth before I could stop it.

lol, I know. My first hen was a local breed. She died soon after hatching her first chicks. After that, I told myself that I wouldn't eat that particular breed of chicken. I ALWAYS ask what kind...