Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[cluckcrazy]

The more advanced chicken math are things like the KFC principle, which states that roosters should actually be subtracted, because they may kill your other chickens.

 

[Chickies4ever]

Dad- GET THESE CHICKENS OFF THE PATIO!
Me- *trying to convince them with cheese*
Dad- Hurry along!
Me- Dad it's a process.

 

[chickenoverlord]

Dad- AYA THE CHICKENS ARE EATING CORY AND PEANUT'S (two of our friends) LUNCH!!!
Me- heeeeerrrrreeeechiiiick ckiiiiiiick chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.
Chickens- mom! Mom! Mom! Food! Food! Food! Mom! Mom! Mom! "all 40+ chickens swarm me and follow me through the yard"

 

[chickencrazy429]

Me- I GOT HER I GOT HER! FIRST DOWN, BISSY!
Bisquick- Bok booook.
Me- Seeeeet- HIKE!
Buttermilk- *runs off with bagel*
Me- BUTTERMILK PASS! *says to self* Who am I kidding, Butter pass a bagel?

Yes, that was me playing football with my hens. XD

 

[chickzndahood]

"I just love it when their heads are scrunched up!"
"Come her you fattie!"
"I hope are chicks become fat one day"

 

[Chickies4ever]

Me- I GOT HER I GOT HER! FIRST DOWN, BISSY!
Bisquick- Bok booook.
Me- Seeeeet- HIKE!
Buttermilk- *runs off with bagel*
Me- BUTTERMILK PASS! *says to self* Who am I kidding, Butter pass a bagel?

Yes, that was me playing football with my hens. XD

hahahaha. Oh gosh Brooke XD

 

[chickencrazy429]

Quote: That's how I spend my free time. XD

Neighbor- So, how can you tell those two red ones apart?
Me- Well, Buttermilk's eyes are more sharp, and Bisquick's eyes are softer-
Neighbor- You reeeaally know your chicken stuff, don't you?
Me- *with chicken on my shoulder* Yup! :3

 

[Chickies4ever]

~"Mom do we really look alike?" Mom- " Well maybe if i had a chicken in my hand!"

 

[cluckcrazy]

"The rooster's are out of the coop!" (me to myself.)

"I'll get you my pretty! If it's the last thing I do!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!" (me to the chickens we are babysitting)


The whole story is that, while we were petsitting the neighbor's chickens, one of them escpaed. So I, being the quick thinker that I am, opened the coop door and ran for the hen. Then all the hens and the two roosters started slowly leaving the coop. I did not realize my mistake until the roosters were out. But I chased them in!

(me to all the hens and the two roosters after the coop door was closed.)

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Fly my little fluffy butt!!!" Me having flying lessons with the girls.