Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[chickencrazy429]

Not sure why, but it's true. Chicken poop just isn't as gross.

I know!!! I walk through chicken poop, horse poop, cow poop, but dog poop just isn't right... Too big and to noticeable, but then I guess horse and cow poop are big an noticeable too. oh well. Dog poop is just WAY different then chicken poop.

 

[coffeychicks]

Hey at least my chi ken poop gives me a nice green lawn unlike my dog who's grass is dieing lol

 

[LibRat]

Not sure why, but it's true. Chicken poop just isn't as gross.

Definitely don't smell as bad

 

[Gramma Chick]

Not sure why, but it's true. Chicken poop just isn't as gross.

I think it is this ...
To a dog person - chicken poop is gross ...To a chicken person - dog poop is gross..
Cats bury it so that doesnt apply ...To husbands all poop is gross

 

[CyndiChick]

And to little boys... All poop is fascinating and should be the topic of every dinner conversations!

 

[LibRat]

I think it is this ...
To a dog person - chicken poop is gross ...To a chicken person - dog poop is gross..
Cats bury it so that doesnt apply ...To husbands all poop is gross

Lol my husband will pick up chicken poop and throw it away but if you even mention people poop in any way he gets all embarrassed and tries to change the subject

 

[3ChickensNADuck]

Talking to hens...

Dumb chicken, you're lucky I like you or you would've been dinner.

Get in that coop.

quit fighting with that duck

Where's my egg today?

Hey, come here there's a bug.
Good chicken (petting head) -eat more turn that into eggs.

 

[cknnewbie]

And to little boys... All poop is fascinating and should be the topic of every dinner conversations!

Hahaha! That's the Truth!

 

[LibRat]

Son: That darn rooster is kicking me!
Me: Pick him up. (Meaning tuck him under your arm and show him who's boss)
Son: Look! I got him but now he's hitting me in the head.
Me: Not under the wings he's not a little kid... Of course he's gonna beat you in the head. Hold him like a football.
Son: OK
Me: Not upside down :/

Update.... he's still not quite got the hang of it...

 

[Mo5C]

ok time to die...no use protesting