Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[chicksurreal]

You want embarrassing. I'll give you embarrassing.

My few hens live in a predator proof run all day long and when I get home from work, I let them out into my garden to run around and do some damage. When it's time to go back into the safety of their run, I sing All The Single Ladies and they know that garden time is over and they follow me like the Pied Piper back into their run.

Lord only knows what the neighbors think.

I LOVE it! That's awesome!!!!!

 

[ChickensAreSweet]

You want embarrassing. I'll give you embarrassing.

My few hens live in a predator proof run all day long and when I get home from work, I let them out into my garden to run around and do some damage. When it's time to go back into the safety of their run, I sing All The Single Ladies and they know that garden time is over and they follow me like the Pied Piper back into their run.

Lord only knows what the neighbors think.

Oh that is too cute!!

I am not familiar with that song- how lovely they follow you!!

The neighbors probably get a kick out of it. That is all it would take, for me to see something like that, and I'd want chickens if I were them!!!

 

[TheSpiceGirls]

I don't even know all the words. But the one line is quite fitting since I only have hens. And they seem to get a kick out of it. They are well trained and know they only get an hour of garden time each day. That's all my poor little garden can handle of their earth mover feet anyway.

 

[dpenning]

You want embarrassing. I'll give you embarrassing.

My few hens live in a predator proof run all day long and when I get home from work, I let them out into my garden to run around and do some damage. When it's time to go back into the safety of their run, I sing All The Single Ladies and they know that garden time is over and they follow me like the Pied Piper back into their run.

Lord only knows what the neighbors think.

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[chickencrazy429]

You want embarrassing. I'll give you embarrassing.

My few hens live in a predator proof run all day long and when I get home from work, I let them out into my garden to run around and do some damage. When it's time to go back into the safety of their run, I sing All The Single Ladies and they know that garden time is over and they follow me like the Pied Piper back into their run.

Lord only knows what the neighbors think.

Love this!!! I've done that to my hens too.... It's a good thing that my neighbor loves my chickens to death or else I think that we would be getting some complaints...

 

[hensfortherapy]

Had someone discussing their chick that had been ill but was improving and even farting.  I actually asked if chicken farts smell.   I never had a desire to know that until now....

I was just wondering if chickens farted. Now I know.

 

[sn0wwhite]

I was just wondering if chickens farted. Now I know.

Oh yes, I think I've encountered that too and it is not lovely.

 

[3KillerBs]

Upon hearing a thunk when the jacket I was removing hit the side of the washing machine. "Oh. I have an egg in my pocket."

Fortunately, the egg was uninjured.

 

[chickencrazy429]

*last year after I got my chicks*
Me: Ok, no more chicks
*this year while my feed store sends me a chick order form*
Me: Ohhhhh.... Why did they have to do that?!
*asks dad*
Me: *harumph* Guess no chicks this year. :/

 

[chickenlover80]

*last year after I got my chicks*
Me: Ok, no more chicks
*this year while my feed store sends me a chick order form*
Me: Ohhhhh.... Why did they have to do that?!
*asks dad*
Me: *harumph* Guess no chicks this year. :/

You need a mat on the outside of your door that says, " BEWARE! Crazy chicks and crazy chicken lady!" XD