Things you wish you could say

[azurbanclucker]

I can't have you shutting down on me like this when you don't agree with what I'm saying. You chose to deal with the good and the bad when you stepped up to be a manager. You need to deal with this and move on, your team is counting on you.

 

[BarnyardChaos]

My bolony has a first name.

wait for it......

 

[Sally PB]

Bonus points if you can remember the whole Oscar Mayer OR Big Mac jingles without cheating!

My bologna has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R;
My bologna has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh, I love to eat it every day,
And if you ask me why I'll say:
Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

 

[BarnyardChaos]

My bologna has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R;
My bologna has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh, I love to eat it every day,
And if you ask me why I'll say:
Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

I used to drive my family nuts with that one. I did the typical little kid thing and kept singing it over and over and over.

 

[RUNuts]

I used to drive my family nuts with that one. I did the typical little kid thing and kept singing it over and over and over.

And now I can't stand the stuff.

Fried Bologna boats with smashed taters. Ah, yes.

 

[nuthatched]

Where's the beef?

Mikey will eat anything

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I think it's M-E-Y-E-R, isn't it? And I left out the onions, didn't I? Ah well. I always tell them to hold the onions on mine!

 

[nuthatched]

Unless you're a size 4, empire waists make you look like you're in the second trimester.
They are not remotely slimming.

 

[BarnyardChaos]

Unless you're a size 4, empire waists make you look like you're in the second trimester.
They are not remotely slimming.

But if your body shape already looks like you're pregnant or worse, there's no point in trying to look 'slim' and most of us know it. We're not fooling anyone, but at least the fat bulges aren't all on display to be gawked at. They help disguise what's below the empire waistline, add at least some shape to an otherwise shapeless body, and direct the viewer's eye to better features above it. That's a small but needed boost to confidence and body image. Besides, they're comfortable; no binding or pinching.

(Stated just so skinny people can maybe understand why fat people might choose unflattering clothes. It's all about comfort and self-confidence and has little to do with impressing others. Did you ever notice a fat man wearing overalls? He's not trying to hide his belly bulge, he's just trying to keep his pants up and prevent plumber's crack. LOL)

 

[Isadora]

You are twice my age and yet you're acting like you're half of mine. It's sad that you're willing to throw away our friendship over an offense you won't even tell me about.