Things you wish you could say

[RUNuts]

My cell phone is for my convenience, not yours.
I do not answer the phone in the bathroom or while driving and request that you don't either. Better yet, don't take it into the bathroom because yuck!

 

[Fluffy_Moth_With_Silkies]

Just because I'm not straight doesn't mean I'm hitting on you, you soggy french fry

 

[The Moonshiner]

Better yet, don't take it into the bathroom because yuck!

then what do I do with it?
Can't I just take it and leave it in my pocket?

 

[RUNuts]

then what do I do with it?
Can't I just take it and leave it in my pocket?

Leave it in your pocket.

I see people washing their hands, but have yet to see anyone wash their phone afterwards. Then they will stick it in their face.

Think about that.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Leave it in your pocket.

I see people washing their hands, but have yet to see anyone wash their phone afterwards. Then they will stick it in their face.

Think about that.

I'm so lost.
Why would they need to clean their phone after a trip to the bathroom?
What are they doing? I mean if they're not using it to wip........nevermind
Carry on.

 

[Sally PB]

Whether I answer or not depends on who's calling.

I gave everyone who matters their own ring tone. If I hear the generic tone, I'll look to see who it is if I want to, if I can.

Hubby has one tone for texts, a different one for a call. He rarely calls, so if he does, it's important, and I want to know right away.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I gave everyone who matters their own ring tone. If I hear the generic tone, I'll look to see who it is if I want to, if I can.

Hubby has one tone for texts, a different one for a call. He rarely calls, so if he does, it's important, and I want to know right away.

I gave most people different text tones but then I kinda ran out of tones lol

 

[NatJ]

Why the hell do you have a cell phone if you never answer it

So I can call a tow truck if I ever again get two flat tires at once when inconveniently far from home.

If someone wants to reach me, they should call the house phone number. I usually answer that.

 

[-Chanticleer-]

If your child can’t play well with others don’t bring it to the playground.

 

[Ponypoor]

My cell phone is for my convenience, not yours.
I do not answer the phone in the bathroom or while driving and request that you don't either. Better yet, don't take it into the bathroom because yuck!

Hahahaha back in 2004-ish I was working at Sears Canada. In the IT dept and I was doing some testing on Printers and had made a decision, so I called the sales/technical person at the company I was going to deal with.

He answered and we proceeded to chit-chat when all of a sudden I could hear this tinkling and then water running….

I just about burst out laughing, and once he was done (he is still chatting), I told him ‘I am glad you washed your hands, you men can be really bad about doing that when you pee’.

Well he stopped for a beat, and then started laughing. It was at that point I said he should have just said he would call me back.

Teeheehee