Things you wish you could say

[KayisforKale]

Ha! That is the movie that inspired my choice of doormat!

 

[KayisforKale]

Just because I am showing skin does not mean that I am a snack! Stop biting me before I lose my cool and chuck you into the stock pot!

 

[bill3607]

You are the product of generations of genetic experiments.

So, they really were not just _____?

 

[KayisforKale]

So, they really were not just _____?

According to my 9th grade science teacher, I am too stupid to do science. So I guess the genetic experiments are done on my father's side.

 

[AMM10]

I hate everything about going to the dentist. But, I really like my dentist and his pretty and sweet assistant, and the hygienist. They take good care of me.

Typical behaviour there…That’s why most that do well in the industry will only hire sexy assistants.

 

[AMM10]

You are the product of generations of genetic experiments. if you look back at, say, 12 generations of your ancestors, that's 4,096 people who are all a part of who you are today. Their dreams, their hopes for the future, the very fiber of their existence as human beings, have all come to rest squarely on your shoulders, here and now.

And this is how you choose to use their gifts? How you thank them?

Do better.

Thank you for pointing out and noticing just how hard we the people are working our ass off.

 

[notabitail]

How do I keep doing this!? I accidentally ordered two of the exact same welcome mats, and now I have 3 2-packs of scissors coming!

Welcome to the Internet.

 

[notabitail]

I wish I could say my phone wasn’t almost dead

Have you heard of phone chargers???

 

[ShrekDawg]

Have you heard of phone chargers???

I couldn’t charge it where I was lol

 

[Nabiki]

I couldn’t charge it where I was lol

That's why I always have a battery pack. Pokemon Go is a battery hog.