Things you wish you could say

[The Moonshiner]

Or perhaps we have a job/life

Bragger

 

[tlcmurphy]

Bragger

Well one out of two..

 

[The Moonshiner]

Well one out of two..

Me too, but it's not the good one out of two.

 

[HobbyHoarder]

Perhaps the new dentist mixed up x-rays? I've had doctors look at the wrong patient chart when I go in.

I've had doctors do that before, but never a dentist.

It's definitely my xray because the way the office is set up, standard dental xrays are just done in the exam room, panoramic in the room down the hall and it all just sends to the computer right away. There's not really a lot of time to get images mixed up between the picture being taken and you being able to see it.

My plan is to get ahold of my insurance once I'm done with the current dental snafu and request a copy of my records. If it was done, they should have a record of it since I've had the same insurance for 10 years.

 

[notabitail]

Well, some are worse than others. I mostly lurk in animalid and a few outdoor hobby subs, the animal one is mostly populated by people who apparently have never been outside in their lives.
"What's this freaky fella living under my garden shed? I live in rural Pennsylvania."
That's a groundhog. How can you live in Pennsylvania and not know what a groundhog is?

"Is this a wolf? Central Illinois"
*the foxiest red fox to ever fox*
No, that's a red fox.
Worse, is the people who argue with about what they saw/heard.

And on the hobby subs, there was someone who was an adult with a spouse and apartment and they were arguing that they saw other people committing low key animal abuse (cat backpacks on a hike) so why can't they?
Mercy.

Umm, what is this red thing coming out of my chick's head? It looks kinda pointy. Should I cut it off?

 

[notabitail]

“I wish you wouldn’t talk on the cellphone while you pee, it’s very unhygienic”


(What’s with guys talking on their cell phones while pee’ing?! My boss is horrible for that!)

I went to a gas station a couple days ago. Some guy was in one of the stalls with a stupid show of some kind blaring on his phone super loud. Top volume as a matter of fact.

 

[NatJ]

Umm, what is this red thing coming out of my chick's head? It looks kinda pointy. Should I cut it off?

Is that the same chick that might have pasty butt? There's a dry lump right in the middle of the belly, and it just won't come off. Should I scrub harder?

[Because I'm afraid of this turning up in a google search at some point in the future, with no useful context, here are the answers: the red thing on the head is the comb. It is normal and healthy and should be left alone. The "dry lump" is the belly button. It is not pasty butt, does not need to be scrubbed off, and should also be left alone. But either of those can be concerning to someone who has chicks for the first time and doesn't yet know what is normal and what is not.]

 

[notabitail]

Is that the same chick that might have pasty butt? There's a dry lump right in the middle of the belly, and it just won't come off. Should I scrub harder?

[Because I'm afraid of this turning up in a google search at some point in the future, with no useful context, here are the answers: the red thing on the head is the comb. It is normal and healthy and should be left alone. The "dry lump" is the belly button. It is not pasty butt, does not need to be scrubbed off, and should also be left alone. But either of those can be concerning to someone who has chicks for the first time and doesn't yet know what is normal and what is not.]

The idea of this coming up on google as a answer.

 

[NatJ]

The idea of this coming up on google as a answer.

Google is scary that way

 

[notabitail]

Google is scary that way

Or the AI eating it. Like it told people to eat rocks and put glue on pizza based off of The Onion and Reddit.