Things you wish you could say

[Sally PB]

"Your pants are too tight."

what did you mean?

Same thang as the saying, 'your getting too big for your britches'!

This, exactly. Another coworker got it immediately and laughed. This girl knew everything, just ask her.

 

[Sally PB]

This girl knew everything, just ask her.

This was at the photo lab I worked at for many years. This girl thought she could be a photographer, and set the world on its ear. She asked the people who worked there (many were very skilled photographers) for "tips and tricks." By the second or third question, it was obvious she knew very little, so someone suggested that she take a class. Her answer?
"Why should I pay for a class when you can tell me stuff for free?"
"A class would help you learn your equipment and develop a style and understand how images work, or don't."
"When you have as much natural talent as I do, you don't need to do all that."

No one wanted to answer her questions after that remark.

 

[redinator]

When in the ER

Dr/Nurse: "How are you doing today?"
Me: "Great, I was just bored at home, so I thought I'd come waste a several hours here." "I love being ignored while I obviously wince in pain every time I get called to the back to get poked and prodded and sent back out to the waiting room."

 

[notabitail]

This was at the photo lab I worked at for many years. This girl thought she could be a photographer, and set the world on its ear. She asked the people who worked there (many were very skilled photographers) for "tips and tricks." By the second or third question, it was obvious she knew very little, so someone suggested that she take a class. Her answer?
"Why should I pay for a class when you can tell me stuff for free?"
"A class would help you learn your equipment and develop a style and understand how images work, or don't."
"When you have as much natural talent as I do, you don't need to do all that."

No one wanted to answer her questions after that remark.

Hey, she does have lots of natural talent. In this case her special talent is being stupid.

 

[RoyalChick]

I don’t have a fever, chills, and a sore throat.

 

[notabitail]

I don’t have a fever, chills, and a sore throat.

I hope you get well soon. These colds or fevers or whatever have been really nasty.

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

There isn't another likely dumped dog in my neighborhood

 

[azurbanclucker]

Oh you sweet summer child. Bless your heart.

 

[RoyalChick]

I hope you get well soon. These colds or fevers or whatever have been really nasty.

Thanks. Definitely feeling sorry for myself.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Listen. You've been asking the same question for days. And you keep getting the same answer, from not one but several of BYC's most expert chickeners. Why did you come here? When are you going to believe us? What will it take to convince you? Why are you wasting our time? Go away.

No. You're insecure. I get it. You won't be convinced until your bird either crows or lays an egg. So we'll just keep assuring you until your bird confirms what we've been telling you. It's all right. It's what we're here for. Sigh. I need chocolate.