Things you wish you could say

[CombNWattles]

Your dirty cleats are making the whole hall smell awful. If you can’t stand to have them in your room, don’t foist them on the rest of the dorm. I may have to purchase a hazmat suit and definistrate them.

 

[notabitail]

Your dirty cleats are making the whole hall smell awful. If you can’t stand to have them in your room, don’t foist them on the rest of the dorm. I may have to purchase a hazmat suit and definistrate them.

We made my brother put his stinky reeky boots on the front porch.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

We made my brother put his stinky reeky boots on the front porch.

Try charcoal briquettes in the offending shoes/boots, and have the owner soak their feet and stinky socks in vinegar water daily for a week or so.

 

[notabitail]

Try charcoal briquettes in the offending shoes/boots, and have the owner soak their feet and stinky socks in vinegar water daily for a week or so.

It might be possible to put charcoal in there, but probably impossible to make him soak his feet.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

It might be possible to put charcoal in there, but probably impossible to make him soak his feet.

No soakee the feet, no eatee the dinner?

 

[thecatumbrella]

I don't like you. You actively make my life worse, and there's nothing I can do about it.

Also wish I could say my chickens weren't hissing in the basement. WTH guys, relax.