Get quail then! They are easy. For me they are literally like an oven. Set em and forget about em. Well, other than feeding, watering, cleaning, and making sure that the covey gets along in the beginning. Males can be butt heads but I have had pretty good luck with mine. They are for my enjoyment/egg/meat purposes only. I thought about re-homing all of mine because I was worried about not having enough time for them when school starts. I decided against it when my newest popcorn hatched. They are too much fun. I am taking some to Jaz this weekend but will still keep a good portion of them.