Any chance she would eat anything sent to her? I say we feed her some pyridium. its a.drug given to people with bladder infections to reduce pain or discomfort. It stains your urine a bright orange color. Then a little while later we could send some methyl blue. It stains urine blue.
When she sees how nice the chicken world people are, and how much everyone cares for eachother and their flocks, her heart will grow three sizes that day.... but all the other ideas are pretty comical. 
I am so sorry.
sorry guys :'(