Einstein is on his way home after visiting all 4 of his daughters and his Dad & step mom................
So I asked him on the phone what he wants for dinner when he gets here.................
He says anything but spaghetti...............
Apparently he arrived at his Dad's to find Step Mom had made spaghetti & meatballs & garlic bread...yum, so the next day he drove to daughter #1s in San Francisco, where she had spaghetti & garlic bread and salad all ready...................
The next day he drove to daughter #2s who had, spaghetti & meatballs & garlic bread all ready...........and the next day he drove to daughter #4s who Bar-be-cued chicken, apparently he thought the evil spaghetti curse had been lifted, cuz he was getting ready to say something about all the spaghetti...like maybe they were doing it on purpose (and I am SO ITALIAN) like they thought they could compete with MY spaghetti...LOL
So he had BBQ at her house & went to see daughter #3 the next day.......and you guessed it, they had a big table set with RAVIOLI and garlic bread & salad !!!!!!!!!!!!!
So then he drives back to his Dad's and is afraid to ask what is for dinner..................
And then step MOM puts dinner on the table (and it smells like spaghetti again !) and calls everyone into the dining room DINNER"S READY!!!!!!!!!!
And so in they go.....and it is LASAGNA garlic bread & salad !!!
So maybe I should make pizza for dinner...just to round out all the rest ?
In case they didn't know..........
Pizza and Lasagna are Sicilian, not Italian.
Italians do have a rustic crusty pizza-like dish...but actual Pizza and Lasagna is Sicilian.
I know, at my Grandmother's house once (her name was America Maria Carnelli Cenini) she asked us what we wanted for dinner, she was all ready to cook for us kids (She had a restaurant/bar for years & years) and we said PIZZA!
And she gave us the lecture !!!
Pizza is NOT ITALIANO !!!
So we said, OK, we'll have Lasagna !

and you can only guess what she was saying after the long slew of Italian cuss words we could not understand, but we could see she was mad.......................
She made us a delicacy of whole calve's brains saute'd in btter...and eggs, for breakfast.
I cannot tell you how strange it is to peek over a skillet & see a brain sizzling away...........

We made her mad alot, without even trying.
OK, pizza or BBQ burgers for dinner ???