We Quit Cigarettes

[Kiki]

I noticed socks missing

Fine...you win....this time.
I was wearing my birthday suit.

 

[RoosterML]

Fine...you win....this time.
I was wearing my birthday suit.

Just admit it you really want that big bowl of ice cream again.

 

[007Sean]

Fine...you win....this time.
I was wearing my birthday suit.

At least you're B-day suit is all nice and pressed....mine's a little wrinkled!

 

[sourland]

At least you're B-day suit is all nice and pressed....mine's a little wrinkled!

You too ? Trust me, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

 

[sourland]

Not a chance!! Taking clothing off is not a way to reduce weight. Victory is at my fingertips.

It's been proven that removal of clothing can result in increased caloric burn.

 

[R2elk]

You too ? Trust me, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

If you put on weight, the wrinkles magically disappear.

 

[electrycmonk]

I wasn't naked.

Your epidermis is showing!

 

[Kiki]

I have wrinkles.
Doesn't every one?

 

[electrycmonk]

I call them laugh lines around my eyes

 

[R2elk]

I have wrinkles.
Doesn't every one?

No, there are people that don't have wrinkles but they also don't have the svelte body that you have. I know people that have folds rather than wrinkles.