Weird things only poultry people get.

[Three Little Bunnies]

What about wind eggs? Not a color, granted, but are they full of hot air?

Hmm. Which kind of hot air?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Hmm. Which kind of hot air?

Oh, either one, I think.
Do chickens get gas?

 

[Three Little Bunnies]

Oh, either one, I think.
Do chickens get gas?

Bunnies do. Not sure about chickens.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

I just saw these in the "related searches" thingy:
Are white eggs bleached? (what?!)
Are all roosters male? (umm)
Are white eggs bad for you? (who raised you?)
Do male chickens lay as many eggs as females? (words don't even)
Why do we not eat male chickens? (we do!)
Do chickens get depressed when you take their eggs? (do you when you flush your turds?)
Is the inside of an egg an embryo? (excuse me for one moment)

AND THE VERY BEST:
Do chickens feel pain when you chop their heads off?

 

[Three Little Bunnies]

I just saw these in the "related searches" thingy:
Are white eggs bleached? (what?!)
Are all roosters male? (umm)
Are white eggs bad for you? (who raised you?)
Do male chickens lay as many eggs as females? (words don't even)
Why do we not eat male chickens? (we do!)
Do chickens get depressed when you take their eggs? (do you when you flush your turds?)
Is the inside of an egg an embryo? (excuse me for one moment)

AND THE VERY BEST:
Do chickens feel pain when you chop their heads off?

Umm, what in the world? Why, people? Do male humans give birth to as many babies as female humans?

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Umm, what in the world? Why, people? Do male humans give birth to as many babies as female humans?

 

[Ihavesomechickens]

Umm, what in the world? Why, people? Do male humans give birth to as many babies as female humans?

Yes, all boys are given birth to by boys. Male humans actually have a higher birth rate than their female counterparts.

 

[Ihavesomechickens]

Yes, all boys are given birth to by boys. Male humans actually have a higher birth rate than their female counterparts.

sCIeNce

 

[TheOddOneOut]

sCIeNce

My June Bug’s beard is almost as glorious as your avy chicken’s.
She is young, 16-17 weeks, so... ScIeNcE that it shall be more glorious when she is full grown.

 

[Ihavesomechickens]

My June Bug’s beard is almost as glorious as your avy chicken’s.
She is young, 16-17 weeks, so... ScIeNcE that it shall be more glorious when she is full grown.View attachment 2243153

I like knowing that my Georgie Girl has the finest beard of all the Easter eggers. My girl is only 15 weeks old on Wednesday, so her beard will also be more glorious as she grows.