Weird things only poultry people get.

[Ihavesomechickens]

i found some more. It’s like a twisted rabbit hole

Do chickens need food?
Can a chicken get pregnant without a rooster?
How do roosters impregnate chickens?
How long are chickens pregnant for?
Do eggs come out of the chicken’s butt?
Do chickens have brains?
Will a chicken bute

 

[The Happster]

Do chickens need food?
Can a chicken get pregnant without a rooster?
How do roosters impregnate chickens?
How long are chickens pregnant for?

I'm pretty sure 90% of people seem to be able to go through life without basic knowledge of birds.
If birds can get pregnant, what are eggs?

 

[Homesteadermomma6382]

I had to save these two pins because I do it all the time. I'm not ashamed.

Me too. I also do the same thing with my goats lol.

 

[Three Little Bunnies]

I found three i though just needed some attention.

1. Are chickens real?
2. Are chickens real animals?
3. Are chickens actually alive?

Probably a bored kid being silly. I may or may not have looked up things almost as ridiculous.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

i found some more. It’s like a twisted rabbit hole

Do chickens need food?
Can a chicken get pregnant without a rooster?
How do roosters impregnate chickens?
How long are chickens pregnant for?
Do eggs come out of the chicken’s butt?
Do chickens have brains?
Will a chicken bute

How....I.....words...faaaaaaaail

 

[TheOddOneOut]

DO CHICKENS NEED FOOD??????
DO THEY HAVE BRAAAAAIIINNNSSSSSSSS????!!

 

[The Happster]

*inhales*
Are chickens birds?
No. They are a rare species of lizard.
Do chickens feel pain when they are killed?
Would you feel pain if you were killed?
Can chickens cry?
Do we eat male or female chickens?
Why are chickens so aggressive?
HAHA
Do we eat roosters or just chickens?
We don't eat roosters, only chickens.
Does rooster taste like chicken?
Of course not, they aren't a CHICKEN.
Why do we not eat bulls?
Erm, aren't we going a bit off subject....?
Why are male chickens not suitable for meat?
Can you turn an egg into a chicken?
Are chickens man-made?
Speechless.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

*inhales*
Are chickens birds?
No. They are a rare species of lizard.
Do chickens feel pain when they are killed?
Would you feel pain if you were killed?
Can chickens cry?
Do we eat male or female chickens?
Why are chickens so aggressive?
HAHA
Do we eat roosters or just chickens?
We don't eat roosters, only chickens.
Does rooster taste like chicken?
Of course not, they aren't a CHICKEN.
Why do we not eat bulls?
Erm, aren't we going a bit off subject....?
Why are male chickens not suitable for meat?
Can you turn an egg into a chicken?
Are chickens man-made?
Speechless.

I....I FREAKING JUST CANT...














Mommmy I want a huuuuug
The stupid people are hurting my head

 

[TheOddOneOut]

I....I FREAKING JUST CANT...














Mommmy I want a huuuuug
The stupid people are hurting my head

Ok....now that I‘ve calmed down, I’ll explain.
As someone who has a 2-ft stack of chicken books in her room, and who researched chickens for 4 whole years before getting them,........I just can’t. How can people know so little?

 

[Three Little Bunnies]

Ok....now that I‘ve calmed down, I’ll explain.
As someone who has a 2-ft stack of chicken books in their room, and who researched chickens for 4 whole years before getting them,........I just can’t. How can people know so little?

I did no research before getting chickens as I did not buy them. They were a surprise from someone to entertain the kids. Since then I HAVE done research. But still, I knew before I got chickens that CHICKENS ARE NOT MAN-MADE!!