Weird things only poultry people get.

[TheOddOneOut]

I like knowing that my Georgie Girl has the finest beard of all the Easter eggers. My girl is only 15 weeks old on Wednesday, so her beard will also be more glorious as she grows.

Your Georgie is 15 weeks? She looks older.

 

[Ihavesomechickens]

Your Georgie is 15 weeks? She looks older.

Nope, she is still just a baby in my books. She looks so mature for her age, all my chickens do. They all act like week olds though.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Nope, she is still just a baby in my books. She looks so mature for her age, all my chickens do. They all act like week olds though.

 

[Three Little Bunnies]

My June Bug’s beard is almost as glorious as your avy chicken’s.
She is young, 16-17 weeks, so... ScIeNcE that it shall be more glorious when she is full grown.View attachment 2243153

Liberty’s beard is nearly as glorious as June Bug’s!

 

[The Happster]

I just saw these in the "related searches" thingy:
Are white eggs bleached? (what?!)
Are all roosters male? (umm)
Are white eggs bad for you? (who raised you?)
Do male chickens lay as many eggs as females? (words don't even)
Why do we not eat male chickens? (we do!)
Do chickens get depressed when you take their eggs? (do you when you flush your turds?)
Is the inside of an egg an embryo? (excuse me for one moment)

AND THE VERY BEST:
Do chickens feel pain when you chop their heads off?

This has me screaming.

Actually, I saw a search that said 'what are the three types of chicken?'
I wonder where that search took those people. Hopefully they are now entangled in the differences between Easter Eggers, Ameraucanas, and Araucanas.

 

[The Happster]

Oh my!
This was on Google too....
Well, that depends how many donuts you've been eating.

 

[Three Little Bunnies]

Oh my!
This was on Google too....
Well, that depends how many donuts you've been eating.

 

[Ihavesomechickens]

Oh my!
This was on Google too....
Well, that depends how many donuts you've been eating.

Yeah Homer, lay off the donuts. Your chickens can’t even hold you anymore.

 

[Three Little Bunnies]

These two are pretty ridiculous.
Do roosters impregnate chickens?
Why do chickens die after mating?

 

[Ihavesomechickens]

I found three i though just needed some attention.

1. Are chickens real?
2. Are chickens real animals?
3. Are chickens actually alive?