Weird things only poultry people get.

[JacinLarkwell]

I love the kill their owner part.

 

[DogAndCat36]

I love the kill their owner part.

Same. And imagine a squeaky kid voice saying that. It was priceless.

 

[Trisseh]

So does that mean this guy is just biding his time and will murder me when I let down my guard? Lol (especially in his little floral diaper with the polka dot bow. Looks like a born killer for sure)

 

[DogAndCat36]

So does that mean this guy is just biding his time and will murder me when I let down my guard? Lol (especially in his little floral diaper with the polka dot bow. Looks like a born killer for sure)View attachment 2255194

Watch your back! The little ones are even more dangerous! These demons have been genticalky modified to be small, the missing size is turned into anger!

 

[Three Little Bunnies]

Ahh going to kill me!

 

[The Happster]

Which of you said cockerels don't lay eggs? Misinformation!

 

[The Happster]

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Ahh going to kill me!

They look like they once considered hurting a fly but decided against it.

 

[DogAndCat36]

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Ahh going to kill me!

Oh such fear! Call 911 now!

 

[DogAndCat36]

Which of you said cockerels don't lay eggs? Misinformation!

Broody roo?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I'm having a rather hard time imagining Eclipse attacking me... the lad can hardly see ahead with his Sultan-like crest, and he just seems so... goofy.
He's the fluffiest rooster that I have.
I'm much more worried about the bantams attacking me -- Simnel and Kirby haven't yet, but Lefty likes to give my feet sneak attacks, and Zapraska used to attack me from time to time.
But, Eclipse? The lad has no aim whatsoever anyway. He'd just run into a tree, missing my feet completely.