Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[frmboyinthecity]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ADMIT THAT IN PUBLIC!!!

Oh, I mean. Yeah she did.

 

[Debs Flock]

You have to stick around!!! You leave such wide open doors...

Plus, you know you love us...

No need for windows with Eggsy around leaving doors wide open.

I got here as quickly as I could. Is everyone okay? Is the gator gone? Did anyone accidentally get poked, popped or otherwise violated??

 

[Ravynscroft]

Oh, I mean. Yeah she did. 

Too late, man...

No need for windows with Eggsy around leaving doors wide open.  

I got here as quickly as I could.  Is everyone okay?  Is the gator gone?  Did anyone accidentally get poked, popped or otherwise violated??

I dunno, but now there's a giant crayon floating in the pond... no sign of the gator...

 

[Debs Flock]

Too late, man...

I dunno, but now there's a giant crayon floating in the pond... no sign of the gator...

Uh oh! You sure it's a crayon? It isn't brown, is it?

 

[3goodeggs]

When I first joined this site they had a blushing emote. I do believe they should bring it back.
Just for me.

 

[WVduckchick]

Talk about leaving the kids alone without a lifeguard.

 

[frmboyinthecity]

Too late, man...

I dunno, but now there's a giant crayon floating in the pond... no sign of the gator...

I was afraid of that. Rookie mistake.

 

[3goodeggs]

I was a trained lifeguard.
They should be okay. But NO!
They run with ice picks and hold each others' heads under.
I can't deal.
I just don't get paid enough for this job!


(Which was what i said in college too.)

 

[WVduckchick]

Oh Eggsy, you really must have been born in a barn

(remember that old saying when you leave the door wide open?)

 

[3goodeggs]

It was a chicken coop actually- true story. My brain never learned how to latch the door properly .