Welcome Ye Who Dare To Cluck.....

[Sapphire Sebright]

AKA Share funny animal stories thread!

Go ON... you know you want to!

And don't go saying you don't have one either. That's NOT an excuse.
You can't keep an animal for 5 minutes without it doing SOMETHING funny, even if its just slightly amusing.

You may also request funny stories from people. Eg. me if no one else replies.

--Sulky

When the Spookster was about half-grown, he jumped up onto my mother's head while she was talking with a friend.
He was very friendly. Still is, but he's a bit less clingy.

 

[KenjiQuacker]

Every time my family starts eating dinner our kitten attacks our feet until we feed her and then stands on her back legs and basically screams at us in a cat version

 

[Friendly_Lurker]

My neighbor is Irish and has a dog with a soft mouth.
My bantams start going missing.
Neighbor calls.
There's an itty bitty rooster crowing in my kitchen!
Also a duck was kidnapped.
We got them all back.

 

[Friendly_Lurker]

When the Spookster was about half-grown, he jumped up onto my mother's head while she was talking with a friend.
He was very friendly. Still is, but he's a bit less clingy.

This is a guinea, right? How'd you get him to be so friendly?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

This is a guinea, right? How'd you get him to be so friendly?

He hatched out and imprinted on me. He was also the only chick in the house at that time, so he got a lot of love and cuddles.

 

[Anne02]

Oh, I forgot another sheep story. So when we were picking them up, we made the foolish decision to just put them in the car. My little Jett Puff rode on my lap, while Dad sat in the back with Anthony. We were almost home, when we came around a corner, and Jett Puff got startled and peed. On my lap. Needless to say, that was the last time he ever sat on my lap.

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

Whenever I used to let out my bachelor flock to free range, I would usually wait to feed them or feed them a little bit so they could fill up by foraging instead. Later I would put more food in their coops to make sure they ate enough.
Now, one of my roosters really liked cat and dog food. He was also very smart and tame. This rooster, named Chester, would always rush to the porch to look for any food the other animals left over. I would try to chase him off, as he and the other roosters made a mess, but he would always come back. Chester knew that I wasn’t going to hurt him and actually followed me around most of the time. So eventually I just let him have his cat food. However, occasionally Chester would want MORE. He would crow repeatedly in front of the door. I’m not sure what he thought he was getting from that. Maybe he didn’t want cat food, maybe he just wanted me to come out and give him a chest scratch.
Anyway, I can’t remember the reason why, but one day I let out the roosters, went inside, and left the door open. It was probably during the summer. I was in my room when I heard a crow. A very loud crow. I left and walked to the door.
Chester was there. Eating all of the dog food.

Shameless.

 

[Byrd gal]

When my girls were little my pit would get tired of them following her around the yard and bark at them to spook them. Right in their faces how rude!Well the tide has changed. A few days ago shadow went out not realizing the girls were out one of my Plymouth Rocks jumped off the porch and chased her around the yard I swear she was crowing.Imagine a 100 lb pitbull that has killed possum,coons ,and everything that comes in the yard running for dear life from a pack of hens

 

[SulkyBantam]

• TwoCrows
• HappyClucker7
• JadeFarms
• PioneerChicks
• alwaysthere4chickens
• EverythingDucks
• KingB
• sammie12345
• Pentatonchix Mama
• ButtonHoarder
• Fizabee
• -Clementine-
• Karenin
• Amateur-chicken-mama
• ScratchNbawk
• -ChickenLover-

Ok, people. GET. BACK. HERE.
*Sulky tries to use a calm, even tone whilst rootling in the knife draw...*

 

[SulkyBantam]

I can't believe this.

FOUR THOUSAND people have viewed this and less than TWENTY have told a story?!

I VOW TO HUNT YOU DOWN!

I was not joking, people.
I am training my chickens to kill on sight right now.

LEFT, RIGHT!
LEFT, RIGHT!
QUICK, MARCH!

RECOGNISE THESE PEOPLE, MY DEAR.
THEY DID NOT REPLY.
THEY ARE THE ONES TO TARGET.