Welcome Ye Who Dare To Cluck.....

[SulkyBantam]

I wrote a particularly steamy bit on winterizing combs told from the rooster's pov that was nearly as masterpiece once.

Tell us!

 

[Chickassan]

I wrote it for a BYC member and posted it to her blog.
It is clean but still much too filled with innuendo to share here.
In short, I think i'd get in trouble.

Tell us!

 

[SulkyBantam]

Ok, but you are now our storytelling member @Chickassan !

 

[ButtonHoarder]

Oh go ON then...

Well the other day my brother found out that he used to say ya ya for chicken, and for some reason, he finds that hilarious. So I was sitting down at the table drinking milk, and he decided to go around on his knees with flappy chicken wings, saying 'ya ya crap, ya ya crap, ya ya crap,' and unfortunately, I had just then taken a big glug of milk, and *sigh* not swallowed it yet. Well, I snorted. Then I laughed....
Also milk burns up your nose.

 

[SulkyBantam]

Ooops...

 

[mommiesrcool]

here is my story from yesterday, so I was trying to make a TikTok of my chickens and I had to hide the treats under my leg because they would stick their beak on the cup and eat all the raisins and one of them saw where I hid them and she jumped in my lap and I didn't think much of it until I felt something on my leg and SHE ATE ALL OF THE RAISINS!!!

 

[mommiesrcool]

here is my story from yesterday, so I was trying to make a TikTok of my chickens and I had to hide the treats under my leg because they would stick their beak on the cup and eat all the raisins and one of them saw where I hid them and she jumped in my lap and I didn't think much of it until I felt something on my leg and SHE ATE ALL OF THE RAISINS!!!

she got mad at me because I didn't let her get any more treats so she scratches my leg and started pecking at it till it bleeds and the other one saw it and started pecking at it I was soooo mad.

 

[SulkyBantam]

See ya later!

 

[mommiesrcool]

See ya later!

Bye!

 

[Chickassan]

Im honored.

Ok, but you are now our storytelling member @Chickassan !