Welcome Ye Who Dare To Cluck.....

[JadeFarms]

I wanna be a member of the storytelling squad!!

 

[SulkyBantam]

Welcome Jade! And What about you @sammie12345 ?

 

[mommiesrcool]

Welcome Jade! And What about you @sammie12345 ?

Sure!! What do i have to do if i become one?

 

[SulkyBantam]

Sure!! What do i have to do if i become one?

Just laugh at funny stories and get cross at people who say they have none

 

[mommiesrcool]

Just laugh at funny stories and get cross at people who say they have none

oh ok then YESS SIGN ME UP!!!

 

[SulkyBantam]

@sammie12345 you are now an official member of the Story Squad!

 

[BudgieKing15]

I've got a funny story!

A while back, I found one of my hens chasing a snake that was quite large! I wasn't sure if this was safe for her, so I took away the snake. Five seconds later, she had grabbed the snake again, and she swallowed it whole.
Then, a few days later, I found her eating yet another snake, which she also gobbled down quickly.
Both times all of my other hens ALSO wanted to eat said snake.
Basically, my chickens love to eat snakes. LOL

 

[mommiesrcool]

I've got a funny story!

A while back, I found one of my hens chasing a snake that was quite large! I wasn't sure if this was safe for her, so I took away the snake. Five seconds later, she had grabbed the snake again, and she swallowed it whole.
Then, a few days later, I found her eating yet another snake, which she also gobbled down quickly.
Both times all of my other hens ALSO wanted to eat said snake.
Basically, my chickens love to eat snakes. LOL

I hope you didn't eat those eggs after that..... I HATE and is TERRIFIED of snakes

 

[human1]

my sister tried that one time (against my will). It didn't go so well for the adult bird... he ended up being scared of the little pom pom.

yikes

What do you mean by serious? I've seen plenty of confusion amongst all kinds of animals when it comes to getting twitterpated (as in males mounting males or as pointed out earlier, inanimate objects) so I wouldn't trust such a method. Heck, I used to have a dog who would furiously, and I mean furiously, hump my other dog's head whenever she'd lay down. They were both female.

i meant like serious about mating
lololol okay

Um. Well.... @human1 you are now the official muffin supervisor of the Story Squad!

yeyeyeyeyeyey

You like that picture don't you?
It seems to lurk around many threads.

It actually reminds me of the look on a chickens face when it sees a grape being thrown.

sure

Current jobs are as follows:

NAME ----------- JOB ---------DUTIES

@SulkyBantam - Founding Member - Encourages* and welcomes**

@ButtonHoarder - Second-in-command - Welcomes

@black_cat - Member - Laughs*** and is angry****

@featherhead007 - Member - ^^^

@EmmaRainboe - ^^^ - ^^^

@human1 - Assistant Member - Supervises muffins*****and laughs


LOOKING FOR A THIRD IN COMMAND TO ENCOURAGE FUNNY STORIES! APPLY HERE!

*aka forces people to tell stories
**proclaims new members
*** laughs at funny stories
**** gets cross at people who don' tell funny stories
***** just as it sounds

hehe okay

 

[CaliFarmsAR]

@CaliFarmsAR come and be a member!

Okay, hello.